togophonebook Chapter 446 The Messy Old Professor
Chapter 446 The Messy Old Professor
Chapter 446 The Messy Old Professor
Or why some teachers who used to have a good temper deliberately put on a straight face when facing a group of bear students, pretending to have a bad temper?Just look at the picture right now. Professor Li Dong has a good temper and is approachable. A group of unscrupulous students don't treat him as an outsider at all, just joking around at will, and even some troublemakers' suggestions make people blush. up.
Under these suggestions, Director Zhang Zuofu was the first to get angry. He stood up, glanced at the students behind, and cursed: "Be quiet, you are talking nonsense! You are not the ones whose feelings are hypnotized. Try eating shit?"
In Director Zhang Zuofu's view, this group of students is simply trying to bully others.He originally had some small thoughts, and he was a little flattering to Professor Li Dong, but this group of bear students made such a joke, can he not be angry?As the dean of the dignified department, he doesn't have any seriousness in scolding people.
And this group of unruly students is indeed difficult to discipline, but they are students after all, not ruffians. As the head of the department, Director Zhang Zuofu immediately suppressed this group of students, and the originally noisy lecture hall became quiet in an instant.
"Cough cough."
After being quiet for two seconds, it was Professor Li Dong who broke the atmosphere and said, "Students, it's a joke, but you must grasp the scale! Let's take a social class with you in advance, and when you enter the society, You must keep three points when you speak! The relationship between people is very delicate, as if separated by a layer of window paper, if you say nothing, if you pierce this layer of window paper, the closest friends may turn against each other in an instant , Be sure to remember! It’s exactly as Director Zhang said, this time it was Zhang Zheng who was hypnotized, put yourself in the shoes of others, if you were hypnotized next time, a group of people shouted for you to eat shit, when you wake up, Do you still have the face to see people?"
When he said these words, Professor Li Dong's face was a little serious, and he even laughed at himself after he finished speaking, which made it hard to tell whether he was happy or angry.
However, these words made the previous batch of booing Xiong students a little ashamed, and many of them scratched their heads in embarrassment and did not make any more trouble.
Seeing that these persuasions worked, Professor Li Dong breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Zhang Zheng, with a look of thinking: "I'd better think about it for myself, yes. That's right! Zhang Zheng, you are in this classroom. Someone you like?"
"Yes." Zhang Zheng replied dully.
Professor Li Dong continued to ask: "Does she know you like her? Have you confessed?"
Zhang Zheng continued to reply blankly: "I don't know, I'm a crush."
"Hey!" When it comes to this kind of emotional entanglement, a group of Xiong students stared wide-eyed, very interested, and all listened and watched intently, wanting to see what Professor Li Dong wants Zhang Zheng to do .
And Professor Li Dong didn't let them down after all, his eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers: "It's easy to handle, I'll be a moon old man today! It's not that I had a crush on it, but I didn't have enough courage to confess it. I will give it to you today." This courage and opportunity! Go ahead, walk up to the girl you like, get down on one knee, and confess to her!"
"Wow, this is good, awesome!"
"Confession, confession!"
"Confession!"
"Brother, even though I was hypnotized, I still support you. I wish you success!"
"Whoops!"
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This group of Xiong students like to join in the fun and make noise. After hearing Professor Li Dong's words, their eyes lit up, and they all cheered and cheered, and some even made a fuss.
As for Zhang Zheng, he might really have no courage in normal times, but now that he was hypnotized, he couldn't help it. After the order was given, Zhang Zheng simply turned around, half-opened his hazy eyes, and walked to a certain place.
At the end of that direction, it seems to be a group of girls from the foreign department.When these girls saw Zhang Zheng walking towards them, they were all shy and nervous, not knowing who Zhang Zheng had a crush on.
But then something surprising happened.
Zhang Zheng didn't walk in front of the group of girls, but stopped halfway, knelt down on one knee in front of a strong man, and shouted loudly: "Lin Feng, I like you!"
Lin Feng: "."
Wang Ling: "."
Professor Li Dong: "."
The group of girls: "."
other people:"."
This scene is a complete 180-degree turn. Originally, Professor Li Dong wanted to be a Yue Lao, but he didn’t expect that Zhang Zheng’s crush turned out to be a man!
In the entire lecture hall, the current atmosphere is extraordinarily weird, and everyone's expressions are extremely exciting.As the party concerned, Lin Feng, who was confessed, almost rolled his eyes out, and he was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and dumbfounded.
I don't know how long this weird atmosphere lasted, suddenly.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Wang Ling actually took the lead, laughing wildly, showing his abs.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Male, I thought there was going to be a couple, but it turned out to be a man!"
"Wa hahaha."
As soon as he took the lead, the entire lecture theater was filled with laughter. Many people laughed so hard that they couldn't help themselves.
Lin Feng's face was now red. Under the roar of laughter from the entire lecture hall, he finally couldn't help but burst out. He kicked Zhang Zheng, kicked him over, and cursed: "You bastard, I But straight man, what do you like me for?! My old Lin family still expects me to continue the family line. Why are you here to join in the fun? Can you have a child or something?! It’s such a big embarrassment. Do you know, if I had known this, it would be better to make fun of me? You're running around naked!"
"Hahaha"
"Hahaha"
His cursing like this made the group of people laugh even more happily, and it was no big deal for a group of people to watch the excitement.
After being kicked over, Zhang Zheng's hypnosis happened to be released. He seemed to know what he had just done, and he was stunned for a moment. After he came to his senses, he looked at the podium with a red face, wanting to follow Professor Li Dong is going against it.
However, there is no shadow of Professor Li Dong on the podium?This old professor is a thief. The situation is wrong, so he slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.
Not only Professor Li Dong, but even the serious instructors and department chairs on weekdays also sneaked away. They really couldn't control this situation.
"Damn it! Me, me, what the hell!" Zhang Zheng was dumbfounded, and cursed for a long time, but in the end he couldn't stay any longer, so he hurried away, even Lin Feng couldn't take it anymore, so he ran away.
But after the group of people left, the laughter in the classroom continued for a long time before it gradually dissipated.
"Ha ha ha ha."
But Wang Ling was still laughing wildly. After laughing for so long, the corners of his mouth even got a little cramp.
He was not laughing at Zhang Zheng and Lin Feng, but Professor Li Dong.
This Professor Li Dong, who usually looks like he is holding the wisdom pearls, seems to be unafraid to be flattered or humiliated when encountering anything, and can deal with it calmly.But this time, Professor Li Dong really messed up, embarrassing, embarrassing, and losing face. The expression on his face when he ran away seemed to say, "This sudden show, It's like flashing my waist", this is the reason why Wang Ling couldn't help laughing endlessly.
This hypnotism was successful, and it was very successful, very successful!However, Professor Li Dong lost all face in the lecture theater, which made him, a dignified old professor of psychology, unable to control the scene.
Sure enough, no matter how prudish you are, if you stay with a group of unscrupulous people for a long time, no matter how serious you are, you will become unserious.
(In this chapter, Hypnotism only intends to write briefly, and let Professor Li Dong draw a red line. But as I wrote it, I suddenly had an idea and started to spoof.)
(End of this chapter)