togophonebook 655. Gdp Data Is Faked? Third Brother And Yingjiang Are Even More Outrageous!
655. Gdp Data Is Faked? Third Brother And Yingjiang Are Even More Outrageous!
A large group of Sange netizens belittled Long Guo and boasted about themselves on the Internet.
It's as if the third brother has become a pole in the world.
[Zhonghai? That’s just little Mengmai. 】
[Our White Elephant Kingdom has many advantages over the Dragon Kingdom. Our population exceeds that of the Dragon Kingdom, and there are more young people and younger people, which means we have a more abundant labor force. More importantly, our third brother all speaks English!】
[Our third brother’s education is also better than that of Long Guo! We have the largest number of universities in the world, 8,410! And the second-ranked Yingjiang only has 5,762! Long Guo only has more than 2,900! This time, third brother defeated Yingjiang and Dragon Kingdom!]
[Of course, our third brother’s university is the best. They say that only those who can’t get into MIT go to MIT. 】
[Most of the CEOs of big companies in Yingjiang are descendants of our third brother. 】
In short, these third brother netizens have proved from all aspects that the White Elephant Kingdom is currently no worse than the Dragon Kingdom, and is stronger than the Dragon Kingdom in many aspects.
Therefore, it is the wisest thing for those big companies to invest in the White Elephant Kingdom, and it is a matter of course for the White Elephant Kingdom to surpass the Dragon Kingdom!
There was even a third brother netizen who came up with a very strange set of data,
[Our Baixiang Kingdom’s infrastructure is very strong! The highway mileage is already the second largest in Blue Star, second only to Yingjiang, and far more than Dragon Kingdom. 】
As for the highway that Sange said exceeds Longguo, many netizens think it goes against common sense.
But according to Sange's official statistics, this is really the case. The mileage of Sange's domestic highways is indeed higher than that of Longguo.
Until someone found the statistical standard of the third brother.
It turns out they calculate mileage by lane.
For example, it is a 100-kilometer six-lane highway. According to the statistics of any country in the world, it is 100 kilometers.
But in Sange's statistics, each lane is calculated separately. One is 100 kilometers * 6 lanes, and the statistics are 600 kilometers!
Based on this statistics, Third Brother's highway mileage is only slightly more than that of Longguo, which shows how poor its actual level is.
Such an outrageous statistic actually made countless netizens believe it to be true, praising the rapid development of Third Brother's infrastructure and about to catch up with Longguo.
It is said that investing in Third Brother is an extremely correct decision.
Many foreign media, and even Longguo's own people, have always said that Longguo's GDP data is very watery.
Indeed, many places falsely report data for the sake of political performance.
But Longguo’s GDP data is filled with water.
The third brother is just mixing data into the water.
Every few years, the third brother feels that his GDP is far away from that of Longguo, so he changes the algorithm, so that it can increase a lot at once.
For example, the third brother actually included cow dung in GDP and gave a justified reason.
Cow dung cake can be used as fuel or fertilizer and is valuable in the market. Collecting cow dung is human labor behavior, a manifestation of productivity, and can be counted as GDP.
This way of calculating data is simply ridiculous.
In fact, it's not just the third brother who plays tricks on statistics, even Yingjiang, the best in the world, often does this kind of tricks.
Yingjiang also counts the rent of self-owned houses into GDP.
...Please give me flowers...
How is this data calculated? If you buy the house you live in, you don't have to pay rent. But Yingjiang's algorithm calculates a rent for your housing based on market prices.
For example, if you buy a house, the rental price of this house is about US$1,000 a month.
Then it is equivalent to paying yourself $1,000 in rent every month. Then you received another $1,000 in rent paid to yourself. After all, you still don't have to spend any money to live in the house you bought.
But the GDP of Eagle Sauce increased by US$1,000.
This algorithm is simply a miracle of human statistics. If you step on the left foot and the right foot, it belongs to the sky.
In addition, Yingjiang also counts illegal drug trafficking, robbery, zero-yuan purchases, etc. as GDP.
These illegal industries have increased the GDP of Eagle Sauce by US$455 billion.
So, regarding data falsification, everyone in the world should not laugh at the second brother, they are all like bears.
Even when Long Guo was making data, he was relatively conservative and had not learned such outrageous calculation methods.
After the G7 summit, developed countries invested heavily in Third Brother, causing the Internet in Long Country to explode.
Some netizens are worried.
[Foreign trade, investment and consumption are the troika of the Dragon Kingdom’s economy. If the industrial chain is transferred to the third brother, what will happen to our economy? Wouldn’t it collapse? 】
[Hey, this time it was Tu Qiong Dagger who met, Ying Jiang and his allies stopped pretending, they just wanted to completely lock up the economic potential of the Dragon Kingdom. Dry】.