togophonebook 669. The Inside Story Of Aircraft Carrier Naming, Commander Yingjiang Can’T Laugh Anymore
669. The Inside Story Of Aircraft Carrier Naming, Commander Yingjiang Can’T Laugh Anymore
The popularity of the Dragon Kingdom aircraft carrier is much higher than when the previous Shadong and Hu Jian were launched.
In addition to Weibo and Tieba, new aircraft carriers are being discussed on even Xiaohongshu.
On small sweet potatoes.
[Family members, do you know why our aircraft carrier’s name is so tacky? It’s both Daliao and Shadong. It sounds tacky when you hear the name. Take a look at Ohsakura's aircraft carrier, called the Queen Elizabeth. How elegant and royal it is?]
[Really, if you don’t know how to name something, don’t name it. Who are you fooling by naming a province? Nimitz, Foote, and Kennedy from Eagle Sauce are so good. 】
[Is it the Japanese country’s warships that have the best names? How nice are the names of warships like Murasame, Akihi, and Shizha? Your country just has no taste. 】
On Bihu, a mysterious post appeared, which was forwarded to various online platforms and aroused great popularity.
[The naming of new aircraft carriers is so popular now, so let me tell you the inside story of the naming of the first three aircraft carriers that year.
The matter is relatively sensitive and there is a confidentiality requirement, so I have kept it secret.
When the third aircraft carrier 783 was named Hu Jian, I was firmly opposed to it.
The reason is also very simple. All over the world, there is an unwritten rule for naming naval ships.
It’s called original soup and original food.
That is to say, the name of a ship should be related to the food on board.
For example, on the Queen Elizabeth of Sakura, a large Queen Elizabeth tea seed should be placed in the box in the captain's cabin to serve as a blessing.
At the naming meeting for the first and second aircraft carriers that year, I was the first to suggest the names Daliao and Shadong.
Why? Because aircraft carriers consume the most fuel. Oil is the largest consumable on an aircraft carrier. Therefore, it is best to name the aircraft carrier after the oil-producing province. The named aircraft carriers all use local oil. Therefore, the Daliao aircraft carrier uses oil from the Liaohe Oil Field. This is why the Shadong uses oil from the Shengli Oilfield.
When it came to the third aircraft carrier, as the chief naming officer for the naming of the aircraft carrier, I suggested naming it Heilongjiang to burn oil from the Daqing Oil Field.
However, some people objected at the meeting, saying that it would not work if Heilongjiang is not close to the sea.
I proposed a second plan, suggesting that Hebei and Tianjin choose one of the two. The aircraft carrier burns oil from the Huabei Oilfield, and uses water from Baiyangdian and Haihe River for cooling water. It is a true soup-based food.
But there are still some people who are different, saying that Hebei and Tianjin rely on the inland sea and are not grand enough.
In the end there was no choice but to draw lots.
The name Hu Jianjian was chosen.
When I saw it, it was finished. Hu Jian Province is not rich in resources. It has neither oil fields nor coal fields. What do you want the aircraft carrier to burn?
Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what to do.
At this time, comrades from the Forestry and Grassland Bureau gave a suggestion. There are many forests in Hujian Province, with a forest coverage rate of more than 60%. The new aircraft carrier can burn firewood. ,
But someone else raised a question. Hu Jian Province is in the south. The weather is humid and there is a lot of rain. The firewood is so wet that when it burns, it emits black smoke and hurts the eyes.
Then I made the most crucial point. When building a nuclear power plant in Hujian, it is the waste heat and radiation generated by nuclear power generation that dries the firewood.
This is a waste utilization, which will help accumulate experience for future nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.
At the beginning, many people saw the first few sentences, which were insider revelations, sensitive matters, and related to interests.
All very interested.
I would like to see the inside story of the naming of the first few aircraft carriers of Dragon Kingdom.
As a result (bfba), when I saw the original soup transformed into original food, I felt something was wrong.
Seeing Elizabeth's big bitter tea seeds again, I kind of understood that this answer was a joke.
Seeing that Hu Jian had a lot of forests at the end, so Hu Jian was burning firewood, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
[Holy shit! I was laughing so hard. I thought it was a real insider who broke the news at first, but I ended up laughing so much that I sprayed coke on the screen. 】
[Sure enough, it’s really cool, I can still make it up. As soon as I saw Anonymous, I knew I was going to make up a story, but this one was pretty good and quite funny. 】
【Hey, share the story you just made up!】
[Please tell me how to translate this article into English so that Yingjiang knows that our aircraft carrier is wood-burning and does not pose any threat to them!]
[Yes, that’s it! Our Hu Jianhao is a firewood-burner! The next aircraft carrier will be named Guangdong! People in Guangdong love to eat Hu Jianren, so the Guangdong should use Hu Jianren as fuel!]
[Damn it, the Satan upstairs is not as ruthless as you. 】
The new aircraft carrier of the Dragon Kingdom is about to be launched, but there is really no reaction from Yingjiang.
It seems that Yingjiang's media suddenly stopped paying attention to the military development of the Dragon Kingdom.
Not to mention the threat the Dragon Kingdom poses to world peace.
I really responded to what netizens said,
[The significance of aircraft carriers to a country: With one aircraft carrier, you are a threat to the world; with two aircraft carriers, you are a huge threat to the world; with ten aircraft carriers, you are the defender of the world.]
As if overnight, both Yingjiang and the Western media became peaceful.
He no longer cares about the military and starts to only focus on the economy.
From various aspects, it can be seen that Longguo's foreign trade has stagnated, real estate has collapsed, and the economy is about to decline.
In short, it means that the Dragon Kingdom's economy is in ruins and must admit defeat to the West in order to have any hope of a soft landing.
In addition, the Yingjiang media are still touting the significance of room temperature superconducting technology these days. It also deliberately stated that only controllable nuclear fusion power generation technology can surpass room temperature superconducting technology.
The person who invented room-temperature superconducting technology definitely has a higher status in the scientific and technological world than Han Yue.
And Han Yue has indeed been in the laboratory every day for the past three days. If this could continue, Commander Yingjiang would wake up from his dreams with a smile.
However, Commander Yingjiang will soon stop laughing.