Chapter 990 Foreplay
Chapter 990 Foreplay
Chapter 990 Foreplay
Master, master, a mentor is like a father!
Plum Blossom Thirteen, how could you treat me like this?
Qingfeng stared.
unbelievable……
Plum Blossom Thirteen would actually do such a thing.
and……
Or for such a ridiculous reason.
"ridiculous?"
Lin Bei shook his head lightly:
Although Qingfeng is Mei Hua Shisan's master, she doesn't know the real Mei Hua Shisan.
Thirteen clubs!
He has been tenacious since he was a child.
Practice hard, want to prove yourself.
Even if you are a woman.
You can also become as strong as a man!
From small to large.
This is the long-cherished wish of Plum Blossom Thirteen!
so……
The word feminist.
To Qingfeng, it might be ridiculous.
But for plum blossom thirteen, it is her lifelong pursuit.
and so……
"you lose!"
Lin Bei smiled lightly.
The dog thing followed closely, and handed over the prostitution contract:
"Sign it!"
"signature?"
The hand holding the pen trembled slightly.
Qingfeng swallowed her saliva:
This signing is a full 800 years!
Could he live this long?
and……
He still has unfinished business.
No!
Even in breach of contract.
He will never sign this contract.
As for the reason...
"Excuse me!"
Qingfeng put down her pen, raised her head and smiled: "I, Qingfeng, will never submit to the weak."
between the lines...
Want to subdue me?
Unless you are stronger than me!
As for...
He just made a bet with Lin Bei.
Ha ha!
Who cares about the bet of the weak?
He, Qingfeng, is not some pedantic idiot!
"Um……"
Lin Bei nodded slightly.
Qingfeng would go back on his word, and he had already expected it.
after all……
A pedantic guy.
But he can't sit in the third place in the League of Assassins.
and……
Lin Bei had seen it with his own eyes.
In another shadow assassin "Red Fang".
When fighting Wu Liuqi in a 1V1 duel on Xiaoji Island!
This guy Qingfeng.
As a referee.
Chi Ya, who was seriously injured and won, was stabbed to death with a sword!
and……
in hindsight.
Still looking calm.
Force Wu Liuqi to take the blame for him!
What is this concept?
It's like playing football...
watching.
The main force of the red team will blast the ball into the blue goal.
result……
The referee goes up.
One kick broke the main force of the red side.
afterwards.
Let Lan Fang take the blame!
you say...
How shameless is this?
and so……
Qingfeng will regret it.
Lin Bei was completely expected.
"Well……"
The dog thing is a little confused:
Since you, the master, already knew that Qingfeng would repent, so why did you make this bet?
Isn't this a waste of time?
"Of course you don't understand!"
Lin Bei chuckled:
Because humans and dogs are different after all!
simply put.
Dogs anywhere, anytime.
You can freely ride on another dog and have a hearty, inseparable battle!
And people...
No!
Don't talk to strangers.
Even boyfriend and girlfriend.
Also go through giving gifts, shopping, eating, watching movies, "Oh, it's too late, the dormitory is closed".
Wait for a series of operations!
before you can pick a hotel.
You ride me, I ride you, sweating profusely.
that's it.
Don't forget to brush your favorability at ordinary times!
Just like Valentine's Day.
520, 1314, there must be no less red envelopes.
in short.
Man is a complex creature.
Even if everyone wanted to sweat profusely, they still had to do a lot of preparatory work beforehand.
If I could describe it in one word, it would be:
Foreplay!
think about it.
A thing everyone wants to do, everyone needs foreplay.
Such a thing as prostitution.
Of course more foreplay is needed!
"Wang!"
The dog's eyes widened suddenly: "Listening to your words is better than being a dog licker for ten years."
This time.
It is sure.
Take down the little flower next door!
"come on!"
Lin Bei sent the most heartfelt instructions to Gou Dongshi.
"bless you."
"Can get out of singles on Valentine's Day!"
And he...
Then on this Valentine's Day.
Take down Plum Blossom Thirteen and Qingfeng master and apprentice.
love?
Shit love!
All I fucking want right now is to make money.
and so……
Lin Bei grinned, and smiled brightly at Qingfeng: "You want me to prove it."
"I'm better than you?"
"That's right!"
Qingfeng nodded without hesitation: At this point, he no longer cares about his reputation.
anyway……
Nor can he sign the contract.
If Lin Bei is not forgiving.
He will not hesitate to use force to intimidate Lin Bei!
Destroy the gambling agreement just now!
however……
"Choose one!"
Lin Bei sat back on the leather seat, raised his hand with a smile, and pointed to the stars in the sky towards Qingfeng:
"Pick the one you like best."
"Ok?"
Qingfeng scratched her head.
He didn't understand what Lin Bei meant.
"I said yes!"
Lin Bei pointed at the starry sky: "Among the eight planets in the solar system, which one do you like the most?"
"Ok?"
Qingfeng still doesn't quite understand.
but……
This did not prevent him from answering.
"Mercury!"
Qingfeng pinched her chin: "I've always felt that the name Mercury matches my temperament better."
"very good!"
Lin Bei smiled lightly.
He drew a large murder knife from his trouser pocket.
"Gudong..."
Qingfeng swallowed.
Although he didn't know what Lin Bei was going to do.
Instinctively.
He sensed a very terrifying aura!
Next...
It seemed like something terrible was going to happen!
"Gudong."
Mercury also swallowed his saliva: No way, this is my first appearance, there is no reason, right?
and……
Don't you always cut the moon?
Moon:
Brother Lin Bei.
Give me a hard chop on it,
Don't save face for me!
face……
There is definitely no need to keep it.
because……
"Breathe = breathe!"
Rough breathing.
Like the flares produced when the sun explodes.
Every breath.
There was a burst of terrifying energy!
and……
stronger!
finally……
Lin Bei's whole body seemed to be transformed into light.
The person taking the photo couldn't open their eyes.
Good thing...
This state did not last long.
because……
Lin Bei faces Mercury, which is hundreds of thousands of kilometers away.
Swing the sword!
Not too much action.
Just like the legendary avenue to simplicity!
Just a simple slash.
Mercury in the sky then emitted a brilliant white light, exploding like fireworks.
"..."
at this moment.
Everyone living on the earth was stunned.
Well done Mercury.
How did it explode?
Astronomers in Stan.
All kinds of guesses were given one after another.
As for the real reason...
In this world, there are only three people.
Add a dog to be clear!
"Swing the sword and cut the stars, hehe!"
Qingfeng patted her head, seriously doubting whether her head was broken.
How could you dream of such an outrageous thing!
"Impossible, it's impossible."
Qingfeng desperately shook her head in denial.
however……
"Why, don't believe me?"
Lin Bei smiled slightly and held up the big murderer: "Then I'll cut another moon for you to see?"
"..."
Qingfeng, Moon:
My brother, please forgive me today!
(End of this chapter)
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