togophonebook Chapter 1147 His name is Lin Bei
Chapter 1147 His name is Lin Bei
Chapter 1147 His name is Lin Bei
地点:
The place of origin.
Town of Torbana.
time:
Five p.m.
weather:
It is sunny, the wind is sunny, and the autumn wind is refreshing.
Lying on the lawn at the gate of the town, the player named "One Lazy Dog" couldn't help stretching:
"Well~ the weather is~comfortable~"
another.
The player named "A Lazy Dog" nodded in a dazed way: "I really had a good night's sleep!"
"The air quality and weather settings in Sword Art Online are really amazing. It's perfect for sleeping!"
"Who said no?"
The lazy dog grinned:
"I don't know what those fools who are busy fighting monsters and upgrading all day are thinking."
"You actually risked your life to fight monsters?"
It's so funny!
Even a fool should know: it is impossible for the country to ignore such a big incident!
"According to my calculations, the country will rescue us from here within ten days at most!"
so……
Only fools.
Will leave the safe town.
Risking his life to fight monsters outside.
Stay in the town honestly, sleep when you are sleepy, and find something to eat when you are hungry.
It's not safe, isn't it fragrant?
"Who said no?"
A lazy dog grinned: "I don't want to wait for a safe town, but if I insist on running out to die, it's just..."
"Oh!"
A lazy dog was only halfway through his words when he was interrupted by a sudden vibration.
"what happened?"
A lazy dog sat up straight vigilantly, staring around in bewilderment:
"earthquake?"
"What the hell?"
The lazy dog turned over and didn't take it seriously: "The GM has already said that the town is an absolutely safe place."
"Let's go to sleep!"
"makes sense……"
A lazy dog nodded and was about to lie down again.
however……
He just moved his ass.
"Oh!"
Another weird vibration.
Immediately after...
Before he could speak.
"Boom, bang, bang..."
The vibrating sound not only became more and more urgent.
And it's getting bigger and bigger!
It was as if there was a Godzilla running towards them at a high speed with its thighs striding forward.
A lazy dog laughed loudly: "You really know how to dream!"
This is the game world.
There can't be any Godzilla, right?
Moreover……
"You are simply worrying unfoundedly. We are absolutely safe in the town. Even if Godzilla really comes, we don't have to be afraid!"
A lazy dog tries to convince a lazy dog.
Do not be afraid.
But this time...
A lazy dog is not so easy to convince.
because……
Regardless of the lazy dog.
No matter how hype is said.
"How do you explain this weird vibration?"
"Well……"
A lazy dog was actually a little skeptical about this shock, but in view of the principle that the town is absolutely safe.
"Maybe some volcano erupted?"
all in all……
Definitely not Godzilla.
because……
"The monsters in Sword Art Online have their own designated action areas, and they won't get close to towns..."
Half way through.
A lazy dog looked at a lazy dog in confusion: "What did you do? Why is your face so pale? Did you catch a cold?"
"It's not cold today!"
"No..., no, no!"
A lazy dog stammered and stretched out his hand, pointing to the back of a lazy dog: "Look...look behind you!"
"Look behind me?" Lazy Dog turned his head in confusion, but before he could recover.
There was a loud "boom", and a thick bear leg fell, shaking up large pieces of soil and turf.
Wipe it off blankly.
Dirt splashed on the face.
The lazy dog followed the bear's legs, looked up little by little, and opened its mouth wide in a daze:
"Brother, is Godzilla really here?"
"It's not Godzilla!" A lazy dog was about to cry: "It's the black bear king of lv16!"
"Hei, Black Bear King?"
The lazy dog was so scared that he peed his pants.
Because recently...
Some internal beta players compiled an information manual, which mentioned this cruel guy.
If he remembered correctly.
The manual says:
At the time of internal testing...
Hundreds of internal beta players spent countless potions and revived thousands of times before grinding the bear king to death.
and……
The comment in the manual is:
"If you are unlucky enough to meet the Black Bear King in the Forest of Beginning, our advice is not to provoke him."
"If it's even more unfortunate, you've already provoked it!"
"Then our advice is to stand up straight!"
"because……"
"This way you will have more dignity when you die!"
"..."
"It's more dignified to go to TM!"
A lazy dog couldn't help yelling: "You didn't say that, you can meet this guy while sleeping in the town!"
If you had said earlier: Even if I went to Yezhu Slope and slept with wild boars, I wouldn’t sleep here!
and also……
Shit stand up straight with dignity!
First of all, it also requires us to stand up!
The legs are already tm soft!
but……
Speaking of which.
The lazy dog suddenly remembered, and wept with joy: "It's okay, it's okay!"
"We're in town."
"This black bear king can't get in!"
He remembered it clearly.
According to the basic rule that the town is absolutely safe, there is no way to kill people in the town.
monster.
It is even more impossible to step into the town!
"This is the basic setting of the game!"
and so……
"It's okay, it's okay."
One lazy dog patted the other lazy dog's hand, repeatedly comforting: "According to the rules of the town's absolute safety."
"It can't get in, it can't get in..."
In the end...
The lazy dog couldn't help crying by himself.
because……
He watched helplessly as the Black Bear King walked into the town step by step, step by step.
Walk up to him.
The distance was so close that he could even smell the bloody smell coming from the bear's mouth.
"Fucking town absolute safety basic law!"
A lazy dog is ready to pay attention:
If he can survive today, tomorrow the guy who spread the rumors will be arrested, hanged on the city gate and smoked!
but……
His chances of survival were probably slim.
A lazy dog.
It is really unexpected that I have the ability to survive in front of this cruel bear king.
or……
Try playing dead?
in the real world.
There has always been such a rumor.
Bears don't eat dead animals.
That is to say...
Play dead.
Maybe there is a chance to escape!
Thinking of this, a lazy dog immediately turned his head, ready to call a lazy dog to play dead with him.
Unexpectedly...
A lazy dog screamed, pulled out its sword, and stabbed the bear king's thigh fiercely.
"puff……"
In the wound that was so small that it could hardly be seen, it was like giving alms, and a number came out:
–1hp!
And the total hp of Xiong Wang is: [-]!
"..."
The lazy dog was stunned: he never thought that his brother would have such courage!
You fucking.
Isn't it courting death again?
"It's over, it's over!"
Lazy Dog smiled wryly and closed his eyes: "Brother, I was really killed by you this time!"
But well...
"Our two brothers die together, and when we get to the underworld, we can find a place to sleep together..."
talking and talking.
The lazy dog couldn't help but froze.
because……
Why is he still alive?
what's going on?
Could it be that the black bear king doesn't like to eat fat?
Lazy Dog opened his eyes in bewilderment, and was surprised to find that the Black Bear King had disappeared!
to be honest...
If it wasn't for the fact that his pants were still dry, a lazy dog would also be opening its mouth in a daze.
A lazy dog is really suspicious:
Did I have a dream!
all in all……
"Where's the Black Bear King?"
A lazy dog pushed a lazy dog in doubt: "You didn't close your eyes just now, did you? Where did it go?"
"It's gone into town!"
A lazy dog, with its mouth open blankly, stared deeply at the direction in which the Black Bear King left.
"call……"
Lazy Dog let out a deep breath: "It's good to go, no matter what, we are saved!"
"..."
Silent for a while.
A lazy dog slowly shook his head:
"Actually, we wouldn't die in the first place!"
"what?"
Lazy Dog's eyes widened in bewilderment: "What do you mean, the Black Bear King has changed to a vegetarian diet?"
"no!"
A lazy dog hesitated.
Instead of continuing to explain, he clicked on the game panel and showed his brother his status.
"Orange, perpetrator?"
A lazy dog was startled:
Because in the setting of Sword Art Online, there are only players who actively attack other players.
will change from representing the normal green state.
Become an orange criminal!
"Gudong..."
A lazy dog swallowed hard: "That's right, that black bear king is someone else's familiar!"
"..."
The lazy dog was stunned, and stammered: "Make... make... a familiar? What are you kidding!?"
"I'm not joking."
A lazy dog slowly shook his head:
"When the Black Bear King left, I vaguely saw a figure on its head!"
"A figure?"
"Ok!"
A lazy dog's eyes flickered: "His name is Lin Bei!"
(End of this chapter)