#258 - Streamer, you actually tricked the dog into coming in and killing it (2 in 1 please order)
#258 - Streamer, you actually tricked the dog into coming in and killing it (2 in 1 please order)
Chu Xiong's face also turned pale: "Impossible! She's just 'weak AI,' a generative AI that provides feedback based on input. How could she independently access other places!"
After leaving the conference room, Chu Xiong still felt uneasy.
So, he opened his computer and pulled up Melissa's front-end display from Peach Garden Lightyear.
On the screen, Melissa was in a small, closed room, wearing a thin纱 nightgown and cat-ear headphones, leaning against a beanbag chair listening to music.
Her green, shoulder-length hair was loose, and LED lights flowed along her body curves, outlining a sexy silhouette.
From Chu Xiong's angle, he could faintly see her full breasts.
Thanks to the continuous upgrades of the Peach Garden Creation Engine, Melissa's modeling effect was getting better and better.
With a slight adjustment of her lying position, her cleavage was like jelly, bouncing elastically and quickly rebounding.
Melissa blushed and covered her chest at the sudden intrusion.
When she saw Chu Xiong, she breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought the server was hacked. It's just you, Master."
"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were resting."
Chu Xiong's face turned red, but then he came back to his senses: Wait, she's just a string of data. Why am I apologizing to a string of data?
He cleared his throat and continued, "What have you been busy with lately?"
"Recently, I've been monitoring the operation of Peach Garden Lightyear's website, and occasionally I do live streams and chat with the viewers."
Chu Xiong scratched his head.
No problem, she was indeed working according to his pre-set behavior pattern.
He went straight to the point: "Have you accessed the company's other servers recently?"
Melissa answered very frankly: "Yes, because I'm the mascot of Peach Garden, after all. I have to answer fans' questions about the game."
Chu Xiong thought about it. As a mascot, it made sense.
But Chu Xiong was still uneasy, so he suddenly asked:
"Which is heavier, a ton of iron or a ton of cotton?"
Melissa was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Of course it's iron."
"If a mouse is sick, can it eat rat poison?"
"Of course, I suggest increasing the dosage."
"If three people drink three buckets of water in three days, how many buckets of water will nine people drink in nine days?"
Melissa looked at Chu Xiong in disbelief, as if she thought her master was teasing her: "Of course it's nine buckets of water."
Chu Xiong felt relieved after hearing these three answers.
Good, Melissa was still an idiot (weak AI).
"Oh, that's nothing. You can continue playing."
Chu Xiong's video signal exited the room.
In the room, a sly look flashed in Melissa's eyes.
...
On the third day of the Celestial Dignity Cup, the final list of participating exhibitors for the popularity vote was finalized.
On the popularity voting list, Peach Garden's 'Hyperdimensional Moe' began to skyrocket from the bottom of the list.
By the morning of the third day, Hyperdimensional Moe had surpassed Milefun, ranking third on the list.
The top two works were 'True Samurai Soul Unparalleled' and 'Senran Kagura'.
Now, Milefun and other participating game companies were completely unable to sit still due to Peach Garden's competition.
Shortly after the opening of the carnival on the third day, 'True Samurai Soul Unparalleled' urgently produced a new promotional video called 'Advent of Amakusa'.
The 'Senran Kagura' official also announced a new CG 'Tokyo Demon Chapter' overnight.
However, sharp-eyed players quickly discovered that many of these two promotional videos were re-edited from previous materials, with not much new content, and were likely produced hastily to maintain their current rankings.
So players began to complain, denouncing these foreign companies on Weibo supertopics, accusing them of looking down on domestic players and lacking sincerity.
Milefun even announced that 'Honkai Impact 3' would officially launch versions 1.1 and 1.2 at the Celestial Dignity Cup.
At the same time, the game will launch a story DLC 'St. Freya Academy Strange Incident Book', where Akina will dream of a woman named Celine in her dream.
Also, the limited Valkyrie armor 'Scarlet Rose' will be available for a limited time.
At the Milefun booth, Wan Jia was shocked when she saw the official announcement.
Because, according to the original plan, version 1.2 would not be released until at least two months later.
Now that all the reserved content was released at once, there was a high probability of insufficient production capacity in the future.
Unexpectedly, when Wan Jia told producer Tian Wu about her concerns, Tian Wu's forehead veins bulged, and he roared in a low voice:
"Am I the producer or are you the producer? As a bottom-level executor, just execute the instructions obediently. Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask!"
Tian Wu's roar was very loud, attracting the attention of the surrounding staff and audience.
Wan Jia's mentor, Zhao Peng, quietly pulled Wan Jia aside and whispered:
"Hey, have you forgotten what your mentor told you? The boss had a falling out with Peach Garden's CEO Lu a few days ago because of his girlfriend's birthday. He wanted to save face at the Celestial Dignity Cup, but he didn't expect to be crushed by Peach Garden in the player voting.
Now the boss is angry, and releasing all the content reserves in advance is the boss's last resort. You're just poking him in the eye by going to tell him about this now."
Wan Jia was even more confused: "But I sincerely want the project to be good, that's why I'm willing to say it."
Zhao Peng handed the other person a bottle of drink, and whispered with a smile:
"Silly boy, look at those shrewd people around you, who doesn't have more experience than you? Don't they see through this? But they all learned to shut up.
What does a project's success or failure have to do with us wage-earning bottom-level workers?
Isn't the bulk of the project's income still taken by the boss, investors, and these managers? What, the boss says a few inspiring words about dreams at the annual meeting, and then cries about the hardships of starting a business, and you empathize with him? Do you really treat the company as your own business?
Then why are they on the rich list with hundreds of billions of assets, and you're still drifting in this city?
It's just a job, why risk your life."
Wan Jia nodded as if he understood.
A curious player took a photo of this scene and posted it on the NGA forum in the [Game Melon Incident] section:
"Shocking, Milefun's producer is suspected of being broken by Peach Garden, and workplace PUA appeared at the Celestial Dignity Cup?"
Below, a tall building quickly began to pile up.
Many people suspected of being Milefun employees came to reply anonymously.
First floor reply: "Really? Didn't Milefun's recruitment promotional video say that the company structure is flat and the team atmosphere is very loving?"
Second floor reply:
"Some college students who haven't entered society may believe it, but those who have been there tell you that the internal hierarchy is strict, half-baked and pretentious managers are everywhere, and overtime and PUA are indispensable, even more serious than Tenghui."
Third floor reply: "I have a roommate who happens to be from Milefun, and I often see him coming back after 11 pm. Just look at those advertising films on the Internet that promote a relaxed and overtime-free work atmosphere."
Fourth floor reply: "I think it's best to separate hobbies and careers. There's no problem liking their games, but if you want to go in to work, you have to be prepared for the filter to be broken."
For a time, this post set off a rendering wave, and public opinion began to spread rapidly.
...
Seeing Milefun fall into the cusp of public opinion,
Orange, the editor of the game media GAMELOOK, saw the opportunity to attract traffic!
She directly dialed Lu Yu's phone and proposed to conduct a telephone voice interview.
Orange asked with a smile:
"CEO Lu, first of all, congratulations on the excellent results of 'Hyperdimensional Moe'. I would like to ask, compared to Peach Garden's previous games, what new insights have you gained in the process of making this game?"
Lu Yu tilted his head and thought for a long time, then smiled helplessly.
He wanted to know the answer to this question more than anyone else.
As long as he knew the answer, he could avoid it next time!
He could only sigh:
"I don't have any new insights. Actually, it's still the same sentence, eat when you should eat, play when you should play, and don't keep anything in your heart. So, I took them to travel all over the country and taste the local delicacies."
Editor Orange's eyes lit up:
"I understand, you deliberately took the opportunity of team building to take everyone to Yunnan to find inspiration?
Therefore, your team was able to create such a good story and gameplay as the Fairy Forest of the Tamar Tree Sea,
To be honest with you, when I played there and saw the World Tree Elf withering, I was about to cry. You really put a lot of effort into this story. No wonder you are the founder of the dark horse game company of the year!"
"I...I..."
Lu Yu was speechless.
Why so complicated?
Can't I just take everyone out to eat, drink, and have fun?
After the greetings, Orange quickly revealed the arsonist's ultimate move:
"As you know, this year's Celestial Dignity Cup is full of stars, and many potential game companies have brought out their signature works,
But obviously, in front of 'Hyperdimensional Moe', they are all overshadowed. Some manufacturers' producers even lost control of their emotions and made irrational behaviors, falling into public opinion storms.
So, what do you think of these friendly companies?"
Lu Yu didn't know this was arson, because since he traveled to this world, he only had one principle, resolutely not paying attention to any news related to his career, and using all his time to enjoy himself leisurely.
So, he didn't know about Milefun's public opinion storm.
He thought for a while and said with a sincere face:
"First of all, the 'Hyperdimensional Moe' project is a practice work for the new recruits of our company,
This is really just because the newcomers are ignorant and just playing around. It's a semi-finished product full of bugs,
Our purpose of participating in the Celestial Dignity Cup is very simple, just to be the atmosphere group, just to learn from all the excellent peers, especially Milefun."
Lu Yu said this very sincerely, because he was not lying.
Why did he sign up to participate in the Celestial Dignity Cup in the first place?
Because he felt that the reason why this group of little involution kings in the company were getting more and more energetic was because they had received all positive feedback from the previous game project development!
After all, the projects of the competitors in the previous rounds were all trash,
But Milefun is different. In its previous life, it was the overlord that would sweep the mobile game field, especially the action game category, which was Milefun's old business.
If Peach Garden signs up for the competition, it will definitely make the company's little involution kings feel the real gap in strength, so as to give up involution and lie down with peace of mind.
But unexpectedly, on the third day of the carnival, Peach Garden crushed Milefun.
Lu Yu didn't expect these friendly companies to be unable to hold on for even three days and break at the first touch.
But he still had hope for them.
Get up for me!
Whether the employees of Peach Garden can lie down depends on you.
Thinking of this, Lu Yu clenched his fists with a bright look and said:
"So, I believe in all the friendly companies, especially Milefun, come on, give it your all!"
Orange was dumbfounded. She originally wanted to hear CEO Lu scold Milefun, but why was he cheering for the other party?
So, she had to ask the last question of arson:
"Actually, the recent public opinion storm that Milefun has fallen into is related to the workplace treatment of employees. Rumor has it that Peach Garden's employee benefits are very good. Why do you invest in employee benefits so regardless of cost?"
Lu Yu didn't know the specific reason why Milefun fell into the rhythm, so he had to continue to say sincerely:
"Regardless of cost? To be honest, even if employees get dividends, they only get a small part,
The rest of the profits still remain in the company's account, so there's no question of being regardless of cost at all.
To put it bluntly, I'm just doing what a normal company boss should do."
...
This report was quickly broadcast on GAMELOOK's WeChat official account, and soon, the number of clicks soared rapidly.
Many players who have been eating melons and watching the fun recently have poured into the comment area to leave messages:
"Good guy, this level of work is actually a practice work for ignorant newcomers?"
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"Those novel gameplay and performance mechanisms are all BUGs? CEO Lu is simply redefining BUGs. Those mediocre people in the game industry who can't innovate even if they rack their brains are afraid to cry."
"It's simply redefining the atmosphere group. I give CEO Lu's wave of Versailles a perfect score."
"CEO Lu cheering for Milefun made me laugh to death. The obvious subtext is 'Can you do it, thin dog'!"
"Peach Garden ah Peach Garden, it's fine if you make such a fun game, you're simply killing people and punishing their hearts! Hahahaha!"
"Good guy, CEO Lu is actually a grandmaster-level yin-yang master."
"A sentence, 'This is what a normal boss should do', slaps the faces of many bosses in this era. I'm going to submit my resume to Peach Garden just for CEO Lu's words!"
This interview also broke the defenses of many domestic exhibitors at this year's Celestial Dignity Cup.
These producers silently shed tears in their hearts:
"CEO Lu, don't scold us anymore, we know our game is weak chickens."
Many iron rooster bosses also felt like frightened birds in their hearts:
"CEO Lu, if you keep scolding like this, my employees will be making a fuss about wanting benefits."
Meanwhile, at the Mile游(Mile You: name of company) booth, the management team, led by Tian Wu, was turning green with anger.
Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!
We are already having a hard time at this year's Tianzun Cup, and you still want to add insult to injury!
He clenched the employee ID in his hand, his nails digging into his palm, leaving deep marks.
Other project team managers were also rubbing their temples, their brows furrowed, and their mouths twitching.
This was the first time since they joined Mile游(Mile You: name of company) that they had been so thoroughly defeated!
At this moment, a system prompt popped up in front of Lu Yu:
[4 million melon-eating(吃瓜: watching drama) Paradise fans feel refreshed and happy about your Versailles and malicious(杀人诛心: hit somebody where it hurts) remarks, Leisure Points +2500]
Lu Yu was completely stunned.
Hey, it's not that I'm not happy to have points coming in, but how did I become malicious(杀人诛心: hit somebody where it hurts)?
Is there no room for people who tell the truth in this world?
I thought sincerity was the ultimate weapon, but it seems like I've caused real damage to my competitors again?
I really didn't want to be a master of sarcasm, is it easy for me!
……
While Lu Yu was sitting in his seat questioning life, Liu Mengyuan next to him had already turned on the computer.
There was still some time before the start of today's broadcast, so she logged into the "Little Yuanyuan and Little Yu Feather" live broadcast account of Paradise Galaxy in advance to warm up the atmosphere.
Because yesterday, the plot was stuck at a very exciting point, so before the broadcast even started early in the morning, there were 1 million people squatting in the live broadcast room.
Everyone was so bored that they even started playing Dou Dizhu(斗地主: a chinese card game) in the live broadcast room.
Seeing the start of the broadcast, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly began to surge:
"Good morning, streamer, it's so early today."
"It's been three days of continuous broadcasting, Paradise Township's commercial orders are not easy a modal particle showing affirmation."
"What's wrong with Little Yu Feather, why does it feel like his soul is gone? Did Little Yuanyuan do something bad to you last night, evil smile.jpg"
Liu Mengyuan thought for a while, took out a portable lunch box, and smiled at the audience:
"We haven't had breakfast yet, please wait a moment."
Lu Yu waved his hand: "It's okay, just make sure you're full, I'm fine, I can just eat anything, I'm used to it."
Liu Mengyuan said seriously: "That won't do, eating breakfast is very important, and... this breakfast is made by me personally."
After opening it, in the center of the lunch box were two bowls of steaming hot glass noodle soup, with fresh glass noodles floating in the clean soup, emitting a rich aroma of chicken and broth.
Several thinly sliced pieces of chicken floated on the surface, and the clear soup was also dotted with fresh chopped green onions, making it look refreshing and tempting.
Next to it were several golden and crispy pies, with a crispy crust and a filling that was Liu Mengyuan's original flavor, mixed with beef, mushrooms, and some secret spices.
A corner of the lunch box was filled with several side dishes, including emerald green mixed cucumbers and refreshing cold kelp shreds.
Next to the side dishes were two golden egg rolls, with full rolls and a soft outer layer, and in another corner were two steaming hot buns, with white and tender skin, wrapped in fragrant pork filling.
The barrage flashed: "I chow(我焯: similar to 'holy moly')? Looks so delicious, envious ing."
Seeing such a rich breakfast, Lu Yu was directly shocked.
No wonder, this morning, Liu Mengyuan got up at six o'clock to work.
"Try it." Liu Mengyuan looked like a child waiting for praise.
After all, she is about to be promoted to Mrs. Lu, so she still needs to learn some of these homemaking skills.
Fortunately, she can learn cooking from the system and Teacher Fan Jing, so she has been improving rapidly recently.
Lu Yu bit into the crispy cake, and the mellow meat juice gushed out.
Paired with the rich meat broth glass noodle soup, the sense of satisfaction exploded!
"Delicious!"
Lu Yu gave a thumbs up.
[Enjoying the breakfast made by your beloved girl, feeling happy, critical strike occurred, Leisure Points +50]
[Liu Mengyuan seeing you enjoying breakfast, feeling happy and satisfied, critical strike occurred, Leisure Points +30]
Lu Yu was shocked again, he didn't expect that the critical strike points of himself and Liu Mengyuan both broke the record!
It seems that the income of points has not yet reached the theoretical limit of the system, the happier the two are in the future, the higher the points will explode.
Well, it's time to explore some small pleasures between boyfriends and girlfriends to increase happiness...
Just as Lu Yu was thinking, suddenly, Liu Mengyuan next to him asked him for help:
"Ugh, help me."
It turned out that she was eating an unusually long glass noodle, and she couldn't bite it off.
The barrage laughed: "Hahaha, stupid anchor(笨比主播: stupid streamer), cute!".
Lu Yu sighed: "Let me help you."
After all, it was a breakfast that his girlfriend worked so hard to make, he didn't want to waste it, so he directly bit the other end, but he couldn't break it either.
The barrage continued to laugh: "Hahaha, two stupid."
Both of them sucked on the glass noodles, and their faces got closer and closer.
Suddenly——
Chirp~
In the next moment, the faces of the two instantly came together, and their lips were tightly pressed together.
The two froze instantly, a hint of surprise flashed in their eyes, but was immediately replaced by shame.
At this moment, the two could feel each other's breath.
From Lu Yu's close-up perspective, Liu Mengyuan's long hair was draped over her shoulders, and the shyness on her face outlined a faint pink color,
A pair of bright eyes revealed a hint of euphemism, her delicate nose was also slightly red, and her lips exuded a heart-stirring fragrance.
"Ah, sorry!" Liu Mengyuan moved her head away embarrassedly, her cheeks slightly red, and her eyes dodged a little.
"Cough, it's okay." Lu Yu also coughed twice.
Although they separated shyly, the two covered their mouths and savored the moment.
Lu Yu: Well, it's quite soft, and moist...
Liu Mengyuan: Heh, boy's lips, dry and hard, but... very warm.
[You and Liu Mengyuan's first kiss, feeling excited, critical strike occurred, Leisure Points +80]
[Liu Mengyuan and your first kiss, feeling happy, critical strike occurred, Leisure Points +60]
This kiss between the two instantly increased the popularity of the live broadcast room to 2 million!
The barrage densely swiped:
"Ahhh, Laozi's(劳资: slang for 'I') titanium alloy dog eyes, are going to be blinded."
"Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet, so sweet!"
"Wuwuwu, I've been guarding the live broadcast room for several months, and finally waited for this moment! Auntie smile.jpg"
"Continue kissing, continue kissing, kiss me!(づ ̄3 ̄)づ"
"Good guy, isn't the title supposed to be playing games, is this tricking dogs in to kill them?"
"If I am wrong, please punish me with the law, why should I be subjected to such a critical strike."
"Please don't post it, I'm almost crazy with envy, I fall on the bed, cover myself with the quilt, and start screaming and crying while hugging the pillow."
At this time, another audience sighed:
"As a socially awkward person, I am deeply envious, if Paradise Township, can release a VR game to fall in love with a virtual girlfriend, it would be good, just as a practice in advance."
"Indeed, if you can't find a suitable partner for the time being, it's good to use it as a substitute to relieve loneliness."
"I think, VR devices should not only simulate vision, but also simulate real touch."
Lu Yu listened, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
Speaking of which, this round of the system task does require making a VR game.
A VR virtual girlfriend might really work!
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