togophonebook #282 - Leisurely Daily King and Werewolf Killing (2 in 1 order required)
#282 - Leisurely Daily King and Werewolf Killing (2 in 1 order required)
“The so-called Leisurely Daily Life King Plan means that the company will encourage everyone to lie flat from the institutional level… Oh no, I mean, encourage everyone to combine work and rest, and not be so tired.
In short, I will regularly rank everyone's performance and select the employees who are best at leisurely lying flat for rewards.”
After that, the PPT showed a series of specific measures taken by Lu Yu to implement this plan:
“Introducing the 'Leisurely Music and Nature Integration Plan', employees can choose the most relaxing music during lunch breaks to provide to the company's public music radio station. Providers who receive good reviews will receive a music record gift package.”
“Introducing the 'Leisurely Humor Big Test', employees share their most humorous jokes every day, and the funniest will receive a humor gift package.”
“Introducing the 'Leisurely Sunshine Yoga Day', employees can relax and train at the outdoor yoga venue provided by the company. The most leisurely yoga practitioners will receive a yoga fitness gift package.”
“Formulate the 'Leisurely Empty-Minded Daze Competition', employees can engage in psychological emptying games in the afternoon, and the most leisurely empty-minded people will receive a beauty care gift package.
“Hold a 'Sleeping Posture Competition', employees submit their most relaxing sleeping posture photos, and the most relaxed will receive a company-made Sleep God Card, which can offset absenteeism on attendance.”
Employees who do well in the above five daily activities will receive points for ranking.
The top-ranked employee each month will receive the title of 'Leisurely Daily Life King' and will receive a gold trophy.
Everyone was stunned.
What... what's with the company suddenly coming up with this kind of system?
This sounds a lot like encouraging everyone to slack off during work hours.
But Lu Yu didn't care. He smiled slightly and continued:
“As for the Werewolf Killing Plan, the hunting target is the opposite.
I want to find the people in the company who work hard, find those who try to stimulate the company's wolf culture, the culprits... Oh no, I mean, advanced models.
And give them some special punishments with Peach Blossom Spring characteristics, no rewards, hey, I'm getting old, I always have slips of the tongue, haha…”
The employees were all sweating. I hear you saying that they do sound like culprits?
“Anyway, first of all, I will set up a 'Eyes Open at Dawn, Werewolf Tribunal' in the company. Everyone will gather secretly during lunch breaks, and through their respective statements, logical reasoning, and listing of evidence, find the most involution-prone employees and give them special rewards.
Once several employees in the tribunal believe that the employee is indeed a werewolf, they will enter the Werewolf Training Camp.”
Of course, the so-called Werewolf Killing logic is purely a formality for Lu Yu to avoid making the purpose of these measures too incongruous.
Because Lu Yu had already firmly grasped the involution situation of each employee through the system's leisurely point income statistics. There are many measures in the training camp to ensure that the employee gives up meaningless involution and competition at work.
“As for what interesting things are in this training camp, I'll keep you in suspense here, please look forward to it, hehe…”
Lu Yu's mouth issued a devilish smile.
Seeing Lu Yu's measures, the company's employees were shocked and complained:
“What is President Lu singing this time?”
“It's simply unheard of.”
“Even so many systems before were not as radical as this one.”
“Good heavens, our original 5 hours of work a day will be filled with cat-stroking, watching milk candy, soaking in hot springs, exercising, and eating. Now adding these leisurely king projects and werewolf killing projects, what... what are we here for?”
“Yes, it's simply makes people wonder about the purpose of coming to work.”
Lu Yu comforted with a smile:
“There is naturally a deep meaning behind my proposing these measures. Don't ask so much, just implement them.”
Listening to the employees' discussions, Lu Yu smiled without saying a word.
Radical?
Hehe.
If the system didn't trigger a warning for negative slack, he would have wanted to make Peach Blossom Spring even more radical.
The beauty of his measures lies in packaging all these things into the company's reasonable system for implementation, and the system cannot warn.
You can't say that it's wrong for me to let everyone combine work and rest, right?
He happily calculated that afterwards, the company would enter a large cycle of infinite point earning, and couldn't help but be overjoyed.
Am I really a genius?!
……
In the following days, Peach Blossom Spring began a new round of expansion.
In fact, from after the Spring Festival to now, Lu Yu has been arranging people to redecorate the Peach Blossom Spring villa where it has not yet been decorated.
Because this large house was taken down during the entrepreneurial period, the vacancy rate is still very high. If the Peach Blossom Spring villa is fully equipped, it should be able to accommodate more than 500 people.
The other branches did not recruit people. Because the headquarters wanted to establish new games, and also to maintain old games, so now, he has recruited a total of 300 people.
Moreover, this number is just stuck at exactly 300, and Lu Yu doesn't want to recruit even one more person.
Of course, Lu Yu was too lazy to interview each of these new recruits, so he simply created an interview question bank. Those question banks were all strange questions that reflected the Peach Blossom Spring corporate culture.
For example:
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you want to be? Why?
In a world without gravity, where would you choose to float?
If you turned into a noodle one day, what kind of dish would you want to be paired with?
If the company holds a “Laziest Employee” competition, what would you rely on to win the championship?
Please describe your day with a sound effect.
……
After designing these questions, Lu Yu directly asked Li Hongmei to use the previous question bank for interviews.
As with the previous interview process, some involution-prone candidates from other companies who ambitiously signed up for Peach Blossom Spring's reputation were instantly confused by these interview questions.
What the hell, why should I become fruit and noodles?
I stayed up late a few nights ago to memorize so many interview questions from big companies, and you're asking me to answer this?
Is the person who came up with these questions out of their mind?
They were outraged and felt cheated.
Of course, the world is so big that there are always employees who can match Peach Blossom Spring's wavelength. Li Hongmei carefully selected enough employees to join the company.
On the day the new employees reported, they were confused about the company's benefits during the onboarding training!
First of all, the work facilities are heaven-defying.
Various sports venues, game stores and convenience stores that are free to use, Michelin chefs in charge of the employee restaurant, and fully equipped workstations.
There are also monthly housing subsidies, shopping subsidies, birthday gifts, year-end bonuses and project dividends at the end of the year.
Even the company's boss will drop pocket money from time to time depending on his mood!
And this money is nominally called pocket money, but the actual amount will not be small.
For example, they heard from the old employees that President Lu once spent 100,000 yuan as pocket money, which is simply a fantasy.
Secondly, this schedule is also quite heaven-defying. Work 5 hours a day, from 10 am to 12 pm, lunch break for 2 hours, and from 2 pm to 5 pm.
Work only 4 days a week and take a vacation from Friday.
3 months of paid annual leave each year does not conflict with statutory holidays.
That's not all!
There is also 1 hour of cat-stroking time in the morning, and if you stroke the meow stars comfortably, you can get extra money.
There is 1 hour of afternoon tea time in the afternoon, you can watch the welfare condolence performance of the Sugar Candy Sisters, and even drop extra benefits such as milk candy from time to time.
Oh, by the way, sandwich candy has recently been added.
That's the beauty anchor who had over 100 million fans on Douyu before!
Is there five times the happiness!
Subsequently, when Lu Yu smiled and said the core of Peach Blossom Spring's corporate culture - reducing efficiency and increasing costs - during employee training, many employees were stunned.
Because, they unexpectedly found that even if they only worked 3 hours a day, they still couldn't guarantee a saturated workload, because the company system doesn't allow it!
Lu Yu said with a smile on the stage:
Our reduction of efficiency and increase in costs, of course, refers to reducing work efficiency and increasing employee benefits.
This system requires the company to ensure that employees' workload is not saturated, and the daily workload saturation is maintained at a healthy level below 70%.
Including you newcomers, I will monitor the work status of all employees. Once a situation occurs where work can barely be completed near the end of get off work, the company will immediately intervene, either the construction period will be postponed, or other idle employees will be introduced to support.
In short, the core concept of reducing efficiency and increasing costs is that if two people can do one person's work, never let one person do two people's work.”
……
At first, the new employees thought that President Lu was just talking about it.
Unexpectedly, the company's boss would really inspect everyone's work status every day.
Whoever shows a tendency to work overtime will be driven by the boss to eat or soak in the hot springs downstairs.
These new employees then behaved well and gradually shed the workplace habits they had developed when they were PUAed in their previous companies.
After more than a week of transformation, the effect was significant.
But Lu Yu still found a problem employee while inspecting the work area.
During the two-hour lunch break every day,
Other employees slept soundly, but this employee always tossed and turned, restless, and even if he fell asleep, he would wake up quickly.
He frowned, if this matter is not resolved, it will be a major point deduction hazard in the future.
Lu Yu hurriedly asked him what was going on.
This employee said:
President Lu, to be honest, when I was working in my previous company, that leader really tormented me too much.
How should I put it, there was no work schedule at all in the company, and they would ask us to get up and revise things during lunch breaks, which made me a little neurasthenic, so I haven't adjusted yet.”
“That's easy.”
Lu Yu nodded and called Hua Wu over.
“President Lu, what can I do for you?”
Hua Wu tilted her head and asked.
“It's okay, Miss Hua Wu, just stand here for a while.”
Originally, Lu Yu thought that Hua Wu's aura effect would take effect in ten minutes.
As a result, three minutes later, the hidden fatigue accumulated by this employee was stimulated by Hua Wu's sleep aura, and he began to fall asleep on the table.
Lu Yu was secretly delighted. Good heavens, is this girl's hypnotic effect so strong?
No wonder the employees of the Island Owner project team have been sleeping so soundly during their lunch breaks recently.
At this moment, Liu Mengyuan, who was sitting nearby, also popped up a system prompt:
[New employee skill tree talent discovered, please check]
[Employee: Hua Wu]
[Aura effect: Sleep God Aura Lv3, can deepen the sleepiness of employees within a certain range and bring the effect of sweet dreams. After waking up, employees' work efficiency and development enthusiasm increase by 30%, and they are more likely to obtain development inspiration, lasting for 3 hours.]
Liu Mengyuan was overjoyed.
This girl's aura seems to be hindering work, but in fact, as long as a small amount of time is spent, it can bring longer and more efficient work!
Not bad!
However, this new surprise discovery did not dilute Liu Mengyuan's doubts.
Because Lu Yu's preemptive announcement of the Leisurely Daily Life King and Werewolf Killing plans were exactly the opposite of the Heavenly Dao Reward Diligence Plan and Werewolf King Plan that she had originally racked her brains to come up with.
This directly confused Liu Mengyuan. She felt very strange.
Originally, she thought that Lu Yu, as the company's CEO, also wanted everyone to work efficiently, but is this it?
She was a little distressed.
This was not the first time she couldn't figure out this man's heart.
……
Sunday morning.
Lu Yu and Liu Mengyuan were on the balcony together, arranging succulents, watering them, and pruning them.
Liu Mengyuan glanced at Lu Yu beside her, her lips moved, but she hesitated to speak.
If I open my mouth to ask him about this little thing, will he think I'm a strange woman?
In the afternoon, Lu Yu was leisurely lying on the sofa, holding a comic book in his hand, reading it with relish. Liu Mengyuan was playing mobile games distractedly next to him, and occasionally glanced at him.
“Oh, right!”
Lu Yu suddenly opened his mouth, startling her.
“What?”
“The gift you sent to your mother for the Spring Festival, has it arrived?”
“Yes, it has arrived, although I don't know what her reaction will be.”
“Don't worry, take your time.” Lu Yu seemed very calm.
Night fell quietly, stars twinkled in the sky, and the aroma of barbecue wafted in the air.
On his own balcony, there was a small electric barbecue grill, filled with fresh meat skewers and various vegetables. The lights shone on the table, reflecting the tempting colors of the food.
Lu Yu started the barbecue grill while throwing a handful of meat skewers to Liu Mengyuan.
“Let's start the bonfire barbecue night!” Lu Yu said with a smile, his eyes twinkling with joy.
“Hehe, Miss Mengyuan, please personally start tonight's luxurious barbecue dinner!”
Lu Yu raised his hand and pointed to the ingredients on the table, and winked playfully at Liu Mengyuan in Mickey Mouse's voice.
Liu Mengyuan giggled and said, “You can really act.”
“This is not acting, this is a barbecue feast that I sincerely hold for you.” Lu Yu put on a serious expression, but the smile on the corner of his mouth overflowed.
When he started grilling the meat, Lu Yu did not carefully flip it with tools,
"Hey, this chicken wing seems to be waving at me!" Lu Yu suddenly grabbed a chicken wing that was flipping over and shouted loudly, exaggerating the action.
Liu Mengyuan covered her mouth and laughed, "Don't be silly, how can a chicken wing wave?"
"Of course, it can!" Lu Yu gesticulated, "This is my secret technique; only those with extreme culinary talent can see it."
Lu Yu kept chanting some "magic spells" for grilling meat, making Liu Mengyuan laugh so hard she bent over.
Sizzle sizzle sizzle…
The cooked food emitted a fragrant aroma, and plates of grilled skewers were brought to the table by Lu Yu. The starlight in the night sky seemed to be lighting up the delicious barbecue dinner.
"This is your favorite beef skewer. Try it and see how my special sauce works."
Lu Yu smiled and handed Liu Mengyuan a grilled beef skewer.
Liu Mengyuan took it, took a bite, and immediately had a happy expression on her face.
"Delicious! You've improved."
Lu Yu raised his eyebrows triumphantly, "This is my family secret recipe; it's not for outsiders."
"Why did you suddenly prepare this so carefully?"
"Because you seem to have something on your mind. Is it about your mother?"
Liu Mengyuan remained noncommittal. Recently, she had been preoccupied with various things, but not only Liu Lan's matter, but also her doubts about Lu Yu.
Lu Yu sighed, "Actually… some things are better left to nature. The more you want an answer, the more confused you become. The more you want to grasp, the less you can grasp. Haste makes waste. Maybe if you ignore it, it will slowly work out."
Liu Mengyuan saw Lu Yu's leisurely comfort, and a jolt went through her mind!
So that's it, I understand, I understand everything!
The corners of Liu Mengyuan's eyes were slightly wet.
My perspective was too narrow!
Actually, from the beginning, Lu Yu was such a person, wasn't he?
Always appearing leisurely on the surface, but able to plan strategies and win from a thousand miles away!
Many details reveal this. For example, on weekends, Lu Yu patiently takes care of plants. Someone who cares so much about plants must value the environment of the company's employees, hoping that they can grow as efficiently as plants.
For another example, he holds various joke competitions in the company. In reality, he is training the team's communication, cooperation, and spirit, bringing employees closer through jokes so that they can work together better.
Perhaps Lu Yu wants to adjust the working state through such a relaxed method, encouraging employees to work efficiently and push to the extreme from another perspective?
No wonder he recruited Miss Hua Wu with her sleep aura. This is called enduring hardship before enjoying sweetness, haste makes waste!
Liu Mengyuan's eyes were bright!
Don't worry, as the vice president, I will perfectly combine your system with my system to make it bigger and stronger!
After understanding this, Liu Mengyuan's eyes towards Lu Yu gradually became ambiguous.
In order to get me to understand this, you went to so much trouble. You truly are the man I have my eye on.
Now, her only remaining worry is how to take things a step further and do things that couples should do...
Since you are a blockhead, don't blame me for finding a chance to take the initiative!
……
After the Spring Festival, as competition in the VR device field gradually heated up, the VR game field also ushered in a wave of project initiations.
Soon, news of various VR game projects emerged like mushrooms after rain.
Tenghui, Youyi, and Mileyou all announced their entry into the VR game field.
Tenghui's concept art is a gunfight shooting game,
Youyi is a martial arts game simulating the Jianghu,
And Mileyou's new work seems to be a roguelike action game with beautiful girls as the theme...
Subsequently, a piece of news that shocked the industry came from the game industry:
Longteng Group strategically invested in Explosion Network!
Mr. Huang Zhong, the founder of Explosion Network, known as a genius anime producer and known as the "Mainland Hideo Kojima", will bring the annual masterpiece in the VR beautiful girl game field:
《Gunfight Girl 2: Exile》