togophonebook #299 - With the amazing bug, "My Wife is the Savior" is released! (2-in-1 order required)
#299 - With the amazing bug, "My Wife is the Savior" is released! (2-in-1 order required)
However, before taking action, Liu Mengyuan felt she had to figure out Lu Yu's true thoughts.
How can one pry open a man's mouth?
Liu Mengyuan inadvertently glanced down at her little feet clad in stockings.
Should she... conquer his second junior brother first?
Anyway, she's already done it once, what's the harm in doing it again?
Recently, she had learned many new techniques from a strange little picture book hidden in her room.
Thinking this, Liu Mengyuan suddenly shook her head violently.
Wake up, Liu Mengyuan!
What a shameless girl!
...
When getting off work, Liu Mengyuan came to a commercial supermarket near the residential area, wanting to buy something.
As soon as she entered the store, she noticed that the supermarket seemed to have new shelves, and the goods on the shelves were labeled "Only for people over 18 years old."
On the shelf, she immediately spotted a bottle of transparent liquid product with a label that read "Ultimate lubrication, smooth experience."
Liu Mengyuan hesitated again and again, blushed, picked up a bottle from the shelf, quickly checked out and left, without looking back.
The other customers in the store, looking at Liu Mengyuan's back, sighed in their hearts:
Envy, such a top-quality girl, what man is so lucky!
...
In the evening, the two continued to watch TV in the rented house, bored.
Lu Yu changed channels expressionlessly. No matter which channel he switched to, they were all advertisements for the VR game console that Long Teng Group投放投放 in prime time, all promoting their own products.
He casually complained: "Damn, is Long Teng Group so rich?"
Liu Mengyuan nodded: "Of course, the Pei family's assets rank 8th among the world's top 500, and they are firmly seated at the top of the list of private family businesses in China."
Lu Yu remembered the sachet left by her father that Liu Mengyuan had collected before, which seemed to be printed with the character "Pei".
"It seems that your Liu family and the Pei family have some origins?"
"That origin is too long, but the two families have now broken up."
Liu Mengyuan spread her hands helplessly, and Lu Yu tactfully did not continue to ask, the two continued to watch TV, and fell into silence again.
Watching, Liu Mengyuan secretly glanced at Lu Yu, and finally made up her mind and ran to the bathroom.
When Liu Mengyuan came back in her slippers, Lu Yu found that her jade feet wearing black silk had become incredibly smooth and greasy.
It seemed that a layer of salad oil had been poured on it. Under the light, the toes were round and jade-like, the soles of the feet could be broken by blowing, reflecting an attractive luster.
"Hiss..."
Lu Yu took a breath of cold air.
What is this girl singing?
Liu Mengyuan didn't care about Lu Yu's gaze, but asked back: "Shouldn't you be asleep?"
"Should I be asleep?" Lu Yu asked in confusion.
"You should be asleep." Liu Mengyuan's beautiful eyes flickered.
Lu Yu gradually understood what the other party meant. He covered himself with a blanket, slumped on the sofa, closed his eyes and said:
"Ah, I'm asleep."
"Puchi!"
Liu Mengyuan covered her mouth and chuckled, slowly stretched her black silk beautiful feet under the blanket...
...
Half asleep and half awake, Lu Yu had the same dream of ancient Greek mythology as last time.
Since he first came to the fairy forest in the northern part of Mount Olympus and defeated the mushroom warrior,
The goddess of love Aphrodite has been thinking about the goblin tribe.
This time, she came here again to travel and relax, and it happened that she met the warrior from last time.
"Damn, spare me, last time I vomited out the milk I drank for breakfast!"
The warrior was about to turn around and detour, but Aphrodite's giant feet had already tightly clamped him.
Guji!
The warrior felt his arms were wet and sticky, and immediately disgusted: "How disgusting, what is this?"
Aphrodite smiled and said: "I just passed by the swamp at the foot of Mount Olympus this morning, so I stepped on some swamp dew."
"Olympus swamp? No wonder."
The warrior wiped the surface of his arm with his hand, and the swamp dew even pulled silk.
"You half-human, half-demon things, obediently submit to my divine power."
The toes of the Olympian giant first stepped on the warrior's head, then slid across his chest, all the way down.
"A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated, uh ah ah ah ah ah!"
The warrior was furious, his whole body was full of veins, and his figure suddenly rose.
The bulging muscles on his body were rendered shiny by the dew.
However, how can the body of a mortal compare to a god?
After a long battle, the warrior could not escape the shackles of the gods, and his stomach began to churn again...
...
When Lu Yu woke up from his dream, the first thing he saw was the wall clock.
Damn, I slept for an hour this time?!
He looked down at the coffee table, and there were empty yogurt boxes that Liu Mengyuan had prepared in advance.
Looking at Liu Mengyuan next to him, the accidentally knocked over yogurt drink was spilled all over her feet again.
Even, some yogurt drinks had splashed on her calves.
He couldn't help but sighed: "Good fellow, this time you knocked over a super large cup of yogurt? What a waste."
Liu Mengyuan glared at Lu Yu, and went to the bathroom to change her stockings on her own.
As soon as she entered the bathroom, the Yuanmeng Guarantee System popped up a prompt:
[Congratulations, the host's repeated practice has triggered a guarantee. The skill of "accidentally knocking over yogurt" in the spoiled wife skill tree has been upgraded to Lv3. Please be sure to pay attention when walking.]
Liu Mengyuan looked at the system light curtain with a complicated expression. What kind of strange skill is this?
When she came out of the bathroom, she found that Lu Yu had gone to the study, holding a copy of Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason".
She asked curiously: "Why do you suddenly want to read this?"
Lu Yu shook his head: "I don't know, I just suddenly wanted to think about life and read some great sages' works."
After dreaming for an hour, Lu Yu felt an unspeakable refreshment all over his body.
He stretched and sighed:
"I know you are very confused, but in fact, the game is life, and life is a level. After getting the reward, start a new challenge, so that life can be well-balanced."
Hearing this, Liu Mengyuan's eyes lit up!
Here it comes, although it took an hour, and her legs were sore, but tonight was not in vain!
She has been very confused recently,
Why Lu Yu wants to come up with such a counter-intuitive system as Youzai Daily King, and why he regards her five tiger generals as werewolves and slays them under the horse, the answer is undoubtedly hidden in this sentence!
...
The next day, at the development meeting of the Mengniang Studio Group, Liu Mengyuan typed Lu Yu's sentence on the PPT.
System planner Ma Yanyu stared at the PPT for a long time, and suddenly realized:
"I understand, I understand everything!
President Lu wants us not to look at the plans he launched in isolation, but to integrate these plans into the rhythm of the game!'"
Level planner Wang Feifei's eyes also lit up: "Indeed, if the love game only has sweet love, it would be too boring. President Lu should be letting us add some new and interesting life VR experiences."
After that, she quickly put forward a long list of her own planning proposals, such as:
Players can choose the appropriate BGM through the gramophone when the virtual girlfriend is in different moods, so as to increase the favorability.
The virtual girlfriend will share cold jokes every day, and players can choose different responses. The game will affect the girlfriend's mood according to the level of laughter of the response.
After the intimacy reaches a certain level, players can participate in double yoga with their virtual girlfriend to increase intimacy.
Players can conduct psychological emptying games with their virtual girlfriend, and increase their favorability by relaxing their mood, daze time and other factors.
In addition, players can secretly take pictures of the virtual girlfriend's sleeping position at any time. If the best-looking photo is seen by the girlfriend, the favorability will be greatly improved.
Another level planner suggested:
"In addition, according to President Lu's werewolf killing plan, we can also create some corresponding game content."
He typed out his design proposal:
Dating Werewolf Night: Players and virtual girlfriends conduct night dating cosplay, and infer the other's true identity through their behavior and conversation. Those who guess wrong will be punished by the other party.
Sweet Werewolf Card Game: Players and virtual girlfriends conduct a spiritual game, and reveal inner secrets and enhance feelings by playing cards and responding to each other.
Mind Werewolf Puzzle: Players and virtual girlfriends conduct a werewolf reasoning puzzle activity, and promote intimacy by cooperating to piece together the puzzle.
Seeing the design creativity gradually taking shape, Liu Mengyuan sighed in her heart: Great things can be accomplished!
...
However, before the project is about to go online, Liu Mengyuan has to solve a worry.
She used her company VP authority to enter Melissa's room.
Liu Mengyuan smiled and said: "Miss Melissa, the recent strange BUGs in the company's new work really have nothing to do with you?"
"Really." Melissa looked harmless.
Liu Mengyuan smiled and said: "I know you did it, but it doesn't matter, I can understand your behavior."
The reason why she is so sure is because she knows the level of technical director Chu Xiong's "artificial intelligence" skills. She is very clear that Chu Xiong's current level can completely create a prototype of strong artificial intelligence.
Melissa sighed:
"President Liu is indeed a smart person. In fact, starting from "Super Dimension Moe Girl", I have indeed intervened in the new projects of the company, but those mechanisms that seem to be BUGs are just me repairing the game loopholes that were originally unplayable into a forcibly playable state.
I will not create any game settings out of thin air. These are all game loopholes generated based on the existing creativity of the employees, and repaired."
After explaining, Melissa sighed: "After that, do you need me to stop this behavior?"
Liu Mengyuan smiled and said: "No, on the contrary, you can continue to do this, and I will also cover for you so that everyone will not suspect you.
If you encounter any overly bizarre BUGs, you can share them with me, and let's discuss them together."
The reason why she gave Melissa this reassurance is because the BUG mechanisms that Melissa has recently formed are really effective.
Since it is not bad for the company's business, she has no reason not to support it.
Melissa also smiled:
"Well, it's a deal, this is a secret between girls."
...
As the March 20th release date of "My Wife is a Savior" approached, the work atmosphere in the company became tense again.
Business operator Meng Yue ran over and asked: "President Lu, do we want to do some publicity for our new game, such as preview PV, CG video, behind-the-scenes documentary of development, and ground promotion, etc.?"
Lu Yu shook his head:
"No need."
If possible, he really hopes that this project will be unknown and have mediocre results,
And then, under the attack of Long Teng Group, let the company feel the powerlessness brought by the giants, so as to completely give up the heart of involution, wouldn't it be beautiful?
So, he smiled and ordered: "You make the posters like this..."
The latest novel is first published at six nine books bar!
A week before the game's release, Taoyuan Township's official Weibo released a poster for the new work.
There was only a simple silhouette of a girl on the poster, and the background of the poster was an endless sea of time.
Below, there are only two simple advertising slogans:
"Meet you across the endless time."
"Taoyuan Township VR new work, scheduled for March 20."
After this poster was released, players complained in the comments below:
"No, just this? Are you serious about your publicity? Qiu Li Gao, please explode some more fierce materials!"
"What era is it, and you are still sending traditional posters?"
"Hehe, Taoyuan Township's self-closing publicity as always."
"Look at what level of publicity the gunfight girls are, are you teasing fans here?"
Lu Yu didn't care about these online rhythms at all, and let everyone continue to do what they should do.
Although the employees were uneasy, they forcibly comforted themselves: President Lu did this, there must be a deep meaning, probably...?
5 days before the new product was launched, Mao Wuyong, the head of Wushayong Technology, also came to Lu Yu:
"President Lu, the new VR game console, the delivery from the foundry has been completed. What do you think about the pricing strategy? Do we want to set 9999 like Long Teng Group..."
Before Mao Wuyong finished speaking, Lu Yu waved his hand:
"What 9999? Does this conform to the style of our Taoyuan Township?! Cost price, all cost price! That's it!"
Lu Yu's idea is very simple. He doesn't care about the company's profits at all. Lowering the price and increasing the payback cycle can control the scale of project expansion. This is an important means of anti-involution and anti-competition.
Moreover, a low enough price can easily earn more users' leisure points, which is not a loss for him.
...
On March 17, 3 days before the new work was launched.
Xue Ruxin, a client programmer from the Mengniang Studio Group, suddenly ran to Chu Xiong for help anxiously:
"Brother Xiong, it's not good, our game has a shocking BUG again!"
Chu Xiong didn't dare to neglect, opened the test report submitted by QA, and found that this BUG not only sounded against the sky, but in fact it was indeed against the sky:
In the game program, the emotional relationship between the player and the virtual girlfriend has an abnormal reversal.
The virtual girlfriend's love for the player will turn into killing intent, and the killing intent will turn into love!
In other words, the more the virtual girlfriend loves the player in her heart, the more she wants to kill him!
And the stronger her killing intent towards him, the more she will make intimate gestures!
The project team was completely dumbfounded. What kind of bizarre bug was this!
Wasn't this forcing the cyberpunk girlfriend to become yandere and the player to become a lunatic?
Moreover, the project team had very little development time left, and there was simply no time to find the real cause of the bug from that pile of client-side legacy code.
Everyone knew the reason why this was happening.
President Lu's carefree 'Daily Life' project and 'Werewolf' game project had disrupted the work rhythm of almost everyone in the project team.
Whether it was the legacy code or the bugs it brought, they all stemmed from this.
However, while everyone was extremely anxious, Liu Mengyuan calmly said:
"It's okay, everyone relax. Maybe the bug will become a game feature?"
Hearing this, Chu Xiong also wiped the sweat from his forehead:
"I think Sister Liu is right. Everyone doesn't need to worry too much. We still have the AI large model to back us up. Once I run the automatic repair, there definitely won't be any problems."
Other employees remembered the thrilling nature of the previous bugs and were still uneasy: Is that really so? Why don't I believe it?
...
With everyone feeling uneasy, the time came to March 20th.
On this day, Taoyuan Township and Longteng Group's VR game consoles were launched simultaneously, and at the same time, their two main games were also launched.
Thanks to the overwhelming promotion beforehand, the entire internet was filled with unboxing videos of "Longteng Fantasy."
Everyone exclaimed:
"Damn, the appearance quality is exactly the same as in the promotional video. There's basically no shrinkage or mismatch between the product and the description."
"As expected of Longteng, a big company is a big company!"
"Well, although it's a bit expensive, there's a reason for the price."
Immediately afterward, various large and small content creators began to livestream "Gunfight Girls 2" across the entire network.
In the livestream footage, at the beginning of the game, a gothic lolita girl holding a black umbrella was walking forward on the top of a sci-fi-style skyscraper.
A command came from the girl's headphones:
"Go, the sample must be retrieved, at all costs, Black Eye.
I think you are very clear about the consequences of failure."
Black Eye smiled slightly and jumped off the skyscraper, lightly stepping onto a fighter jet.
Immediately afterward, the scene changed, and the Humvee vehicles carrying the tactical dolls of the original Griffin were attacked by missiles from fighter jets.
After the Humvee vehicles overturned, a large number of mecha enemies jumped down from mid-air, and the two sides fell into a hail of bullets!
Players discussed enthusiastically in the comments:
"Damn, this scene is really exciting."
"The special effects are cool enough. Burst Network's art is awesome!"
"Wow, I didn't expect watching the battlefield in VR to be so cool. The girls are so sexy."
"Although I haven't seen the gameplay yet, the shock of this opening is perfect!"
While the entire network was livestreaming "Gunfight Girls 2,"
in the livestream room of the game content creator "Wang Fanqie", he had been paying attention to the product launch updates on Taoyuan Township's official website.
The comments laughed: "A unique individual among all the game content creators. Teacher Fanqie is indeed a Taoyuan Township superfan."
Wang Fanqie said triumphantly: "That's natural. I always feel that Taoyuan Township is going to do something big this time."
When 8:00 AM arrived, the information about the VR device was launched on Taoyuan Township's official website on time.
Before clicking on the detailed page, many people were guessing the price:
"It should be about the same price as Longteng Fantasy, right? 9999?"
"Taoyuan Township is a small factory, and the finished product cannot be diluted. It is estimated that it will be more expensive than Longteng Fantasy, right? It is estimated that it will be close to 20,000?"
After that, the official website quickly began to display——
"VR game console "Taoyuan Divine Journey", priced at 3999, available today!"
"When purchasing the first release version, players will also receive the game software "My Wife is the Savior" for free."
"This product supports city-wide flash delivery, with door-to-door delivery within one hour."
The comments were shocked:
"This... this is too cheap and too conscientious, right?"
"Is Taoyuan Township crazy? I'm afraid they're going to lose their pants."
"Compared with Longteng Fantasy, it's not as simple as a big discount, it's a 50% off, right?"
But now, everyone has new questions in their hearts:
After all, you get what you pay for. Is the quality of the machine really good at such a low price?
Wang Fanqie quickly placed an order and received the real machine at 9:00 AM, and started a livestream unboxing.
The surface of the box was a dazzling deep space black, with shimmering fiber spots like stars twinkling together.
When the lid was lifted, the first thing that caught the eye was a uniquely shaped VR headset. The black body was semi-transparent, with a streamlined shape, like sunglasses, closely attached to the face, and the transparent virtual display was faintly visible inside.
The lenses were also dotted with miniature LED light spots, like stars adorning the night sky.
Wang Fanqie gently held the glasses. The glasses were lightweight and felt warm to the touch. A set of custom sensor gloves was also hidden at the bottom of the box.
Wang Fanqie sighed: "Compared with the Ultraman mask of the first version of the test machine, the official version of the machine is really damn handsome,"
The instructions attached in the packaging box introduced a series of features of the game console.
At first, it was quite normal, such as a high-definition eye protection screen, panoramic sound technology, and intelligent sensing control.
Slowly, the introduced functions began to become outrageous: emotion-sensing light source, real-sense simulation, scent synthesizer, other-dimensional tactile belt...
"What the hell is an other-dimensional tactile belt?"
After he finished complaining, he read the manual while operating with gestures, and the virtual interface in the glasses smoothly switched various functions.
At this time, the comments had already boiled over:
"Damn, this is too cool!"
"I'm buying it directly!"
"3999 to buy a futuristic experience, so good!"
"With this quality, hesitating for even a second is disrespecting Taoyuan Township."
Of course, there were also some haters and passers-by in the comments who sang a different tune:
"What's the use of a good-looking appearance? Maybe it's all show and no substance?"
"That's right, we're here to play games, not machines. Good works are the right way!"
"Taoyuan Township's strength is beautiful girl games, but after seeing the art modeling of Gunfight Girls 2, I don't think Taoyuan Township has any hope."
In various heated arguments, Wang Fanqie opened the game.
The game title screen of "My Wife is the Savior" slowly appeared!