togophonebook Chapter 310 A dog won't fall for a lie, but a person will!
Chapter 310 A dog won't fall for a lie, but a person will!
Qingyunzi also cast a longing glance his way!
Since taking a healing pill a few days ago, his old injuries have been slowly healing!
Even if he gets bitten by a dog, he can withstand it to a certain extent!
"Look... you're in such a hurry..." Chen Fan said with a smile on his face.
"Who wants to go first?"
"Woof woof woof... I'm coming..." The big black dog, panting, said before Qingyunzi could react.
"You lowly human pet, how dare you try to take it from me?"
"I wouldn't dare..." Qingyunzi forced a smile.
"Master...you go first..."
snort!
The smug black dog snorted and then looked at the old eunuch with longing in its eyes!
Chen Fan didn't waste any more words!
With a squinting smile, he then took out a crimson pill from his sleeve:
"This is a grade-three pill we refined, called the Nourishing Essence Pill. It can increase spiritual power and condense divine consciousness... In short, it has many benefits, even a dog would benefit immensely from it!"
"I want it! I want it! I want it!" The big black dog's eyes lit up, and it couldn't wait to swallow it whole!
"Look...you're in such a hurry..." But then Chen Fan raised his hand and said:
"We haven't finished talking yet..."
"Old eunuch...you talk too much nonsense..." the big black dog said excitedly.
"Let me eat first, then you can talk slowly..."
Chen Fan was taken aback. Seeing how eager the big black dog was, he couldn't very well let it down!
After all, when Ji Daozi and his ilk heard that he was going to refine pills, they all ran faster than dogs!
This reduces his drug selection options, which is infuriating!
"Then eat it..." Chen Fan tossed out the pill!
Wang!
The big black dog also jumped and opened its mouth, swallowing the entire pill whole!
Seeing this, Qingyunzi was filled with envy!
He swallowed hard, already wondering what kind of pill he would be given!
However, after the old eunuch gave him the pills, nothing more was said!
His gaze was fixed on the big black dog, which startled Qingyunzi!
His intuition told him that there was something fishy going on here!
"Woof... my stomach hurts so much..."
Sure enough, not long after the big black dog ate the pill, it suddenly felt a sharp pain in its stomach and a sensation of wanting to defecate.
"Old eunuch... what did you feed me... are you trying to murder a dog...?"
Chen Fan looked slightly disappointed.
With his hands behind his back, he shook his head slightly and said:
"There's still a problem... Which ingredient is wrong?"
"You..." the big black dog said in anguish upon hearing this.
"How despicable... You're even worse than a dog... I can't take it anymore, get out of the way..."
After the big black dog cursed twice, its eyes rolled back and it started foaming at the mouth. In addition, it involuntarily squatted down!
Immediately, that smell wafted over!
"You damn dog... why are you pooping on the ground like this? Get out!" Chen Fan looked at him with disgust and immediately slapped him away!
After doing all this!
With a smile on his face, Chen Fan looked at Qing Yunzi again and said:
"I still have some Grade 3 He Yuan Pills here... Would you like some?"
Qingyunzi shook his head like a rattle drum.
Finally understanding why Ji Daozi and the others didn't test the drugs, he said with fear in his eyes:
"No... Master... I'm leaving!"
After saying this, Qingyunzi turned around and prepared to leave!
But then Chen Fan's lips curled into a smile, and he grabbed his arm, saying:
"Since you're already here... there's no reason not to eat, don't be shy... we'll feed you!"
"No...!" Qingyunzi was stunned and subconsciously wanted to shut her mouth!
However, Chen Fan was even faster, casually stuffing the pill into his mouth!
A moment later!
In the field, looking at the dog poop all over the ground, Gokudoko's face was full of disgust.
He pinched his nose and couldn't help but steal a glance in the direction of the alchemy room!
Upon seeing the billowing black smoke continuing to rise from that direction as usual, Jidaozi sighed:
"The old eunuch's alchemy is as terrible as ever... You know, this dog has guts, actually snatching the pills to eat them. He's a true role model for us cultivators!"
"Qingyunzi is in an even worse state..." Wuyuezi shook his head and said:
"That man who doesn't eat grains is still squatting in the outhouse!"
The Thousand Insects Elder, Ren Dahai, Ling Huanzi, Zhu Ping, and others were already numb upon hearing this!
Having been fooled by the old eunuch before, they were no longer surprised!
And seeing these newcomers suffer this ordeal every time is quite a show!
"Hahaha... We've succeeded... We've succeeded..."
Just as the group was discussing this, a terrifying laugh came from Chen Fan's alchemy room!
Jidaozi was stunned for a moment, then quickly grabbed a hoe and ran to the easternmost field!
Wu Yuezi and the Thousand Insect Elder were even faster, and they quickly left the place!
……
The Imperial Horse Stables of the Great Yuan Imperial City.
After sweeping the room, Xiaodengzi habitually closed the door and stepped out!
Looking at the deserted Imperial Stables, he felt that his godfather hadn't been back for a long time!
In the past, my godfather would come back after a few days, but this time it has been more than a month!
With a sigh, Xiao Deng, who was missing the horse, turned and walked towards the stables.
It's faintly visible that there are a few more imperial horses in the stables!
The tallest and strongest of the new arrivals, a chestnut horse, was the mount of King Pingwu!
Xiao Dengzi heard that this person displayed great prowess in the war to destroy Han, which shocked the entire Dayuan!
I wonder how many people now regard him as the new generation of war god of the Great Abyss!
But Xiao Dengzi wasn't envious at all. He only had eyes for his godfather and hoped that he could come back safely!
At that time, he, as the son, can be filial and ask about the Foundation Establishment process!
Thinking about this, the little stool suddenly felt a bit depressed!
It seemed that it would take a very long time for other people in the palace to break through to the Foundation Establishment stage, but he was about to break through in a very short time!
In addition, Xiao Dengzi also heard that breaking through to the Foundation Establishment stage requires Foundation Establishment Pills, but he asked around the entire palace and no one had ever heard of anyone having them!
The reason is quite simple: a large portion of the Foundation Establishment cultivators in the palace are from outside!
The rest is just cultivating the incense-burning secret technique, which does not require Foundation Establishment Pills!
With a thousand thoughts swirling in her mind, Xiao Deng missed her godfather even more!
He shook his head and began feeding the horses day after day!
After feeding the horse, Xiaodengzi went back to the kitchen!
Before he even started chopping wood, he casually sharpened the axe.
"Senior brother... is busy."
In the brief moment, a familiar figure entered the kitchen.
"Little Stool greets Your Majesty." Upon seeing that it was Emperor Jianwen, Little Stool clasped his hands in a respectful but not arrogant manner.
"Senior brother, why be so formal with me?" Emperor Jianwen looked around and said.
"Has Master not returned yet...?"
"Your Majesty... my godfather hasn't returned yet," Xiao Deng replied softly.
Emperor Jianwen nodded upon hearing this.
Looking at the young eunuch before him, a hint of emotion flickered in his eyes.
Thinking to himself, Master has finally established his own monastery in this Imperial Stables.
If it weren't for his sharp eyes, it would probably have taken him much longer to notice the little eunuch's unusual behavior!
Thinking of all this, Emperor Jianwen said softly:
"Senior brother, what have you thought about what I told you the other day... Great Yuan desperately needs someone like you right now!"
(Only one update tonight, need to take care of some household chores!)
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