togophonebook Chapter 247 The Absurd Variety Show Live 29
Chapter 247 The Absurd Variety Show Live 29
Chapter 247 The Absurd Variety Show Live 29
The fox-headed man choked, and said reluctantly: "Congratulations, you are the first to find me. Next, please go find the hippo-headed director."
"Why did I go to Director Hippopotamus? Can't he come to me?" Fang Muge said while looking around.
Soon, Fang Muge found a high stool.
Sitting on the high stool, Fang Muge continued with resentment:
"Do you know how tiring it is for me to walk upside down from Huangcao Village to Qingsong Mansion? I finally found you, a fox, and it's fine if you don't call for the hippopotamus head, but you still want me to drag my tired body before going there Looking for a hippopotamus head?"
The fox-headed man glanced at Fang Muge's face that didn't look tired at all, and said angrily, "If you want me to hire Hippo-headed director for you, just tell me, what kind of lies are you making up about walking upside down? Why don't you show me walking upside down!" "
Fang Muge smiled and replied: "I don't want to show you walking upside down for now, but since you sincerely want to help me, in case you are sad, I will not refuse your kindness!"
"Go, old fox, go and bring the hippo head here!" Fang Muge waved repellently at the fox head.
The fox-headed man was helpless: "I can't invite Director Hippo-head, he's on the 17th floor, can't you go down and find him yourself?"
"No." Fang Muge replied stiffly, "I don't want to move a single step now."
The fox-head bared his teeth for a while: forget about being lazy!
Swallowing the words he was about to swear, the fox-headed man tentatively said: "How about me and Hei Langtou carry you down?"
"What to use? A coffin or a sedan chair?" Fang Muge asked with narrowed eyes.
It was likely that if the fox-headed man answered wrongly, she would kill her.
"Hehe, of course it's impossible to use a coffin." The fox-headed man laughed dryly, "But using a sedan chair is also very troublesome, why don't I carry you down?"
"You should have said it earlier!" After finishing speaking, Fang Muge stretched out his hands towards the fox head.
The fox head curled his lips, squatted down in front of Fang Muge with great resentment, let Fang Muge lie on his back, and grabbed his two fox ears.
In the elevator, Fang Muge sighed while ravaging the furry ears of the fox head man: "Old fox, your hair is not as well maintained as Xiao Hei's."
The fox-headed man glanced at the hard-working black wolf-headed man, and sneered, "Who dares to compare himself with the black wolf-headed man? I'm afraid he has forgotten his own race. If you don't want to be a good wolf, you have to be a dog..."
Before the fox-headed man finished speaking, the black wolf-headed man swiftly punched the fox-headed man on the forehead.
"Hiss." The fox-headed man let out a low cry, and silently closed his mouth.
The elevator went all the way down and reached the 17th floor smoothly.
After entering Director Hippo Tou's room, Fang Muge discovered that Jiang Mingyue and Xia Fanxing had already arrived.
Seeing Fang Muge on the fox-headed man's back, the hippo-headed man said cheerfully, "As expected, the top three are you again."
"Isn't there no suspense?" Fang Muge replied disapprovingly.
"I said, can you come down?" The fox-headed man shook his body and wanted to throw Fang Muge down.
"Trash fox, indifferent, ruthless!" Fang Muge obediently landed, accusing the fox head casually.
Fox-headed man: ... Heh, it's like you and I really have a good relationship.
"Director, is there any reward for our top three?" Fang Muge turned his eyes and asked the hippopotamus.
"Yes." The hippopotamus took out three room cards. "These are three rooms with different conditions. You can choose which room card you like."
Fang Muge glanced at the three room cards, and waved his hand without much interest: "You guys choose first, I want the one left."
It was said that Jiang Mingyue took the room card of room 2402 first, Xia Fanxing took the room card of room 2403 immediately after, and the remaining room card of room 2401 belonged to Fang Muge.
"Director, do the other three guests have room cards?" Fang Muge asked curiously.
The hippopotamus shook his head: "The last three need to solve the problem of tonight's accommodation by themselves. At the same time, the last guest who finds me will be severely punished."
"Every time you say that the punishment is very severe, but I haven't seen how severe your punishment is." Fang Muge said with a frown.
The hippopotamus smiled: "To you, these punishments may not be a big deal, but for some people, the punishment for physical disability is quite severe."
The fox-head man on the side straightened his clothes a little, picked up the microphone and said solemnly:
"The next time, please allocate your own time. Meals will be provided in the rooms for the top three guests. Please don't worry about meals. Please remember that you must come to this room to collect your ID card before [-]:[-] pm."
"Now we can move about as we please, right?" Fang Muge's eyes lit up instantly.
The hippopotamus nodded: "The activity area is limited to this building."
"No problem." Fang Muge answered with a smile.
There are a lot of people in this building, if you tease each of these people one by one, wouldn't the absurd value of behavior and the audience's love value go up gradually?
Therefore, in the following time, Fang Muge and the others devoted themselves to the great cause of trickery.
After a few hours, Fang Muge successfully raised the cumulative absurdity value of the behavior to 860, and the cumulative audience favorite value to 850.
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At six o'clock in the afternoon, the rest of the guests also rushed to the Qingsong Building, and all the guests gathered in the office of the hippopotamus.
Fang Muge saw Zhao Dandan whose head was wrapped with a large circle of gauze, and was surprised: "Wow, who gnawed your head?"
Zhao Dandan smiled stiffly at Fang Muge, but didn't reply.
The fox head held the black box and said in a business-like manner: "On the fourth day of the live broadcast of the absurd variety show, the identity card drawing activity for the guests during the night hunting time officially begins now."
"I want to be the first one to draw the ID card!" Zhao Dandan said raising his hand.
The fox-headed man paused, nodded in agreement: "Yes."
Several other guests had no objection to this, so Zhao Dandan was the first to draw the ID card logically.
He took out an identity card from the black box, and saw the cat pattern on it, and Zhao Dandan breathed a sigh of relief.
After Zhao Dandan, the wild boar-headed man and the goat-headed man stepped forward to draw ID cards one after another.Coincidentally, both of them won the cat status.
Afterwards, Jiang Mingyue and Xia Fanxing stepped forward to draw their ID badges.It turned out that unfortunately, both of them won the identity of the mouse.
Fang Muge was the last one to draw the ID card.
After touching it casually from the black box and seeing the mouse pattern on the identity card, Fang Muge smiled at the fox head and said, "Wow, old fox, you really love me."
The fox head was silent for a while, silently avoiding Fang Muge's sight.
Throwing the drawn ID card into the white box beside him, Fang Muge yawned sleepily: "I'm so tired, I need to rest early tonight."
With that said, Fang Muge got up and returned to room 2401.
Time passed bit by bit, the night spread rapidly, and the three cats started hunting.
(End of this chapter)