Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 1208 Green Frog

Although she already knew about Lin Mo's nickname "the rich woman's happy hand" and had even experienced it herself, and it was indeed pleasurable, she still felt a little embarrassed whenever someone mentioned it, after all, she really was a rich woman.

This makes it seem like she had some ulterior motive for being with Lin Mo.

The two argued on the third floor for a while until Lin Mo realized they were being watched, then he led the two away.

There was no way around it; getting into a fight with Li Shiya in public was like kicking a hornet's nest. People who didn't know better would think he was committing domestic violence against a woman in the street.

Especially with Liu Ruyan standing nearby, outsiders might mistakenly think the three of them have some kind of romantic entanglement.

Regardless of whether Li Shiya or Liu Ruyan was the other woman, in the eyes of outsiders, he was definitely a scumbag.

Therefore, whenever Chuanmei became Li Shiya, he would try his best to avoid conflict with her.

"Go go and be a slut over there!"

At the entrance of a shop, Lin Mo shoved away Li Shiya, who was trying to link arms with him, and said through gritted teeth.

There was no way around it; he also had Liu Ruyan on his other side. Although Liu Ruyan didn't care and even found it amusing, Lin Mo couldn't stand it.

The shop assistants all stared at the three of them like they were gossiping. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought he was some rich kid out shopping with a girl.

This isn't like before short videos became popular. If he dares to take two top beauties, Liu Ruyan and Li Shiya, out shopping today, their videos will be posted online tonight, and he's afraid of being sued.

"No way! This is so much fun! Come on, I don't mind!" Liu Ruyan said, covering her mouth and laughing.

In other words, she knew it was a man; if it were a real woman, she would be the first to get angry.

"Go away, you go away too. There are always treacherous people trying to harm me. If you keep this up, I'm leaving!" Lin Mo said speechlessly.

If you can't afford to offend him, can't you at least avoid him? You can buy clothes anytime, but you can't afford to lose your reputation!

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around, let's hurry up and pick a few more items and we'll be done," Liu Ruyan said with a smile.

After the three left, the shop assistants nearby came out and started gossiping. Of course, a considerable number of the shop assistants believed that Lin Mo must be a very rich man, otherwise he wouldn't be able to bring out two such beautiful girls.

Liu Ruyan worked quickly and finished selecting his clothes in no time. After all, she had a good eye and could put together several outfits with just a quick glance. At least Lin Mo would have enough clothes to wear this summer, and he wouldn't be wearing the same couple outfits as others.

"Wow, Lao Mo, do you even have time to wear all these clothes?"

On the first floor, looking at his large and small bags of clothes, the Sichuan girl said sourly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and say, "What, are you envious? Why don't you find a girlfriend and have her buy it for you?"

What? You can't find a partner? Really? Surely no one can really not find a partner!

Sichuan girl: (艹皿艹)

"Damn it, you son of a bitch, I've put up with you for far too long!"

Lin Mo crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "What, you want to fight me? Are you sure?"

Not to mention that his body has been enhanced and he has fighting skills, even before, he could easily defeat a Sichuan girl with one hand.

What kind of fighting power could a good-for-nothing who makes Warring States artifacts every day have? If it really came down to a fight, two big geese from the countryside would be enough to take him down, even if he was unarmed.

Of course, Miss Yuan might not even be able to beat a goose, but that's because she's short.

The flat-chested loli is still quite fierce; after all, Lin Mo has never been in more fights than he has in the year he has known her.

The key point is that Miss Yuan is always the one who starts the fight, and she really goes all out when something happens!

Liu Ruyan watched the two bickering from the sidelines, smiling but saying nothing. She found it quite amusing.

Hearing this, the Sichuan girl was furious and pointed at him, saying, "Fine, you just wait!"

Having said that, he turned and ran away. Seeing this, Liu Ruyan was stunned: "No, wait, wasn't he supposed to duel you? Why did he run away?"

Lin Mo: →_→

"He's just a man with feminine features, not someone who pooped out of their head. Do you think he has the ability to compete with me?"

If there hadn't been so many people around, and I wasn't afraid of being mistaken for a domestic abuser, I would have beaten him so badly his own mother wouldn't recognize him!

When he first started fighting with Li Shiya last year, he didn't believe it and tried it a few times. But later he found that every time he fought with Li Shiya in public, he would get strange looks from others, and some boys even came up to intervene.

From then on, he learned that he couldn't woo a Sichuan girl in crowded places; once they got back to the neighborhood, she was easy prey.

He was aggressive outside the residential area, but he was timid and submissive inside, because inside the area, these people were really beating him up.

During those few days, the sentence that Chuanmei said most often was, "Brother, there were a lot of people outside just now, but now I'm kneeling down to you."

Just as the two were talking, Li Shiya came running back.

"That's him! Let's take him down together!" the Sichuan girl shouted.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan both tilted their heads and then noticed that there was a green frog following behind Li Shiya.

To be precise, it should be a doll dressed as a green frog, holding an Eternal Blade of Annihilation.

"This is..." Liu Ruyan asked uncertainly.

Lin Mo: "You brought a toad over to help?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Miss Yuan's voice came from inside the frog headgear.

"Mo Zai, take this!"

As he spoke, the frog gripped the sword in the back of his hand, placed the horse-slaying sword behind his back, and charged towards him in a stance where the horse-slaying sword was charging.

Three seconds later, he used the Three-Stage Horse Slash, but when he got to the second stage, he slipped and sat down on the ground, with the horse-slaying sword hitting his head.

Fortunately, the knife wasn't real, and there was a hood, so it didn't hurt at all; otherwise, she probably would have died on the spot.

"Ouch~ That hurts so much!"

Three people:

Although it didn't hurt from being hit, the slam on my butt was definitely a real one.

"Sister Yuan?" Lin Mo asked tentatively.

Upon hearing this, the frog immediately took off its headgear, and then Miss Yuan's little head was revealed.

"Why are you calling me Sister Yuan?" Miss Yuan said with an annoyance.

No one would be happy to suddenly trip and fall on their butt while they're charging up.

Upon seeing this, Lin Mo's eyes widened: "It really is you, Sister Yuan!"

Miss Yuan: "Otherwise what?"

Lin Mo: "Chuanzi, didn't you say you came to participate in the Eternal Calamity cosplay? What are you doing?"

"What? The frog head isn't a skin from Eternal Calamity, is there a problem?" Miss Yuan said matter-of-factly.

Lin Mo:

He originally thought that Miss Yuan would cosplay a walnut or something, after all, she is a flat-chested loli and doesn't have the ability to cosplay a mature woman, but he didn't expect her to be a green frog. How to say it, it's so abstract!

(End of this chapter)