togophonebook Chapter 337 Aunt: Yo, You Can Save A Lot!
Chapter 337 Aunt: Yo, You Can Save A Lot!
A few minutes later.
A group of townspeople drinking.
He looked at a figure with drunken eyes.
"Whoosh" jumped out from the wall of the Public Security Bureau, running on two legs so fast that I almost couldn't tell which direction to turn.
Everyone looked at this person, and rushed towards the fifteen portable toilets in the distance at a speed of no less than sixty yards.
They all blinked dumbly.
"Hey, did I drink too much? How do you feel that the person who ran over just now was the captain of our Security Bureau?"
"Don't look, you must have read it wrong. How could it be the captain? I have been classmates with Andre since elementary school. If you want to talk about fighting, he can indeed, but the running speed is absolutely impossible to be so fast. It must be dizziness. Really, my wolfdogs can't run so fast."
"Hey guy, what's the deal with this? Are you doing it at the speed of a car?"
"..."
A group of people sighed and shook their heads.
No longer pay attention to Andre who fled in embarrassment with his buttocks in between.
Continue to toast, a mouthful of peanuts, a mouthful of wine dried up.
"Stop resting, come live!"
Movable toilet door.
The aunt adjusted the armbands on her arms, and shouted at the two people on the left and right.
The three stood up at the same time.
He stopped Andre, whose face was pale.
"Get out of the way, quick!"
"Don't worry, young man, don't worry, just look at you, what are you anxious about? Why, you still want to fight with aunt? Aunt is from Longguo, and belongs to foreign guests in your country. Try me with your finger?"
At this time.
An old woman put her hands on her hips, swayed with her chest straight, and said righteously
"We rented this toilet with money. You can use it if you want. The small one is one yuan, and the big one is five yuan. Have you brought paper? Paper towels are not included. They are not only sold, but only by roll..."
Upon hearing this.
Andre's face turned green on the spot.
Need money to go to the toilet?
In their country, I have never seen a toilet asking for money since I grew up.
What the hell?
Are you crazy about money?
Paper towels are extra.
"Don't go? Talk quickly? I can tell you, we have installed surveillance around us, and if you don't go to the toilet, if you go to the wild, take a picture, and we will publish the video in the end. I can't hold on watching you Come on, hurry up and pay, in case something goes wrong, we still have clothes for sale here, 100 disposable underwear, you think about it..."
At last.
Andre fished in his pocket with tears in his eyes, and gave the money to the three Longguo aunts.
"Hurry up and open the door, I really can't do it... Ah! Hurry up!"
Watching helplessly, one of the aunts put his hand into his chest, took out a key, and opened the door of a mobile toilet.
"bass!"
The moment the door opened.
Andre crashed into the toilet like a gust of wind.
Close the door hard.
"Xiao Su is good at everything. He is really good at making money, but he has too little conscience. I guess he can live to be thirty years old!"
The three aunts looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.
"Okay, it's worth living to thirty. My old man lived a long time. What's the use? From the poor when I was young, in the end I have to go out to cry and support the family. Really, I will I've never seen such a stingy person in their family, good guy... From the time I was young to now, there must be more than a dozen people in my family who have died? No one paid me."
"Hey, you're right when you say that."
"..."
The three whispered.
One of the aunts took out a stopwatch from his pocket.
Pinching time.
Seeing that five minutes was up.
Go to the door of the mobile toilet.
He stretched out his hand and slammed the door with a "kuangkuang".
"It's time, do you still want to continue? If you don't continue, come out quickly. If you do, put the money out from the bottom, or I will open the door with the key."
Andre "?"
Listen to the voices outside.
The whole person was dumbfounded, and even the colic stomach seemed to have stopped wriggling.
What the hell.
Even if you pay for the toilet.
There is still a time limit?
Which bastard came up with a solution.
Are you a human?
With tears in his eyes, he stuffed the money out along the bottom.
Andre pursed his lips, and shouted with great aggrievedness
"Twice the time, don't knock on the door, don't bother me...Thank you!"
I thought that some aunts would whisper a few words to him.
Unexpectedly.
After he stuffed the money out.
The other party really didn't say a word, and never bothered him again.
Portable toilet outside.
at this time.
Several counterfeit wine dealers who had tasted the wine at the Ganges Temple had different expressions on their faces at this time, and rushed to the door of the toilet with their pants up.
"Come on, line up, don't rush, you can't hold back anymore, we have disposable underwear here, I guarantee you don't have to worry about it, pay the money and come here to get the paper, one by one!"
It will take a while.
The local residents who were drinking in the distance looked at the scene at the door of the mobile toilet.
The eyeballs are about to pop out.
I saw a dozen people headed by Andre, opening the toilet door for a while, closing the toilet door for a while.
Running around on the grass.
The expressions are surprisingly consistent.
His face was flushed and he was gritting his teeth, as if trying to endure something.
Not only that.
As soon as the trousers were pulled up, he rushed to the front of several Longguo aunts without stopping, took out the money and paper skillfully, and rushed to the toilet.
Just like riding a horse.
Everyone's time is about the same.
not far away.
Su Mo licked the corner of his mouth and sat on the grass, secretly observing the scene at the toilet door.
have to say.
The power is really great.
After several people went to the toilet, no one came back.
In such a hurry, I started to circle the toilet.
Seeing that this is the case, Su Mo felt relieved.
If people can't come back, there will be no possibility of exposure.
but.
Just in case, Su Mo and Fatty moved the table directly to the intersection.
"From now on, all counterfeit wine dealers who come over, have a drink first, and let them go to the grass to wait after drinking. This will save a lot of trouble. It is impossible for anyone who has drunk to go out of the toilet ten meters away."
"Brother, you're right, good guy... I did the math just now, and in such a short period of time, it's worth thousands of dollars. We sold several pairs of disposable underwear alone."
The two looked at each other with a smile, and muttered sinisterly.
At the same time, I sympathized with Captain Andre for three seconds.
It was supposed to be the way to deal with criminals.
Even if one of these people died suddenly, Su Mo wouldn't feel bad.
but……
Captain Andre is different.
The counterfeit wine dealers in the back were all taught by Andre himself, how to pay money and get paper to go to the toilet.
"Give Captain Andre some compensation later, thanks to him this time."
Rubbing her chin and watching Andre rushing into the toilet again, Su Mo whispered.
...
In the toilet.
Andre just squatting.
There was another knock on the door in front of him.
"Young man, I didn't see you in the blink of an eye. Why did you rush in without paying the money? Old rules, stuff the money out, right...a roll of paper is not used up yet? You can save a lot..."
Outside the door, the voices of a few aunts stabbing their hearts sounded again.
"Here, it's all for you, can I get the card? Don't shout, I packed this toilet, I won't go out, I'll give you all the money, by the way... Where's the paper? Throw in three papers for me!"
Andre took it out of his pocket, didn't even know how to count, and stuffed it out through the crack of the door.
shouted angrily.
at the same time.
There were unanimous voices from the toilets next door.
"We wrapped it too, take the paper!"