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Chapter 301 Poor Food Tester

You, Lu Chuan, are more deceitful than you, your evil Lu Chuan will be more evil than you, and your violent Lu Chuan will only be more violent than you...

Don't ever compare yourself to this lunatic on this!

The man-made sword thread was like a sudden natural disaster, instantly drowning out the countless fluorescent lights behind it.

Green Ci, this kind of alien creature that is not powerful but kills the most soldiers in the borderlands, finally faces their nightmare at this moment.

"Poof!" There was an inaudible impact.

The first sword wire penetrated the green fluorescent body at the front.

Before it could react, a strange and incomparable sword energy took control of its body.

This sword energy began to guide its own power, and it ran rampant in the rubber-like body.

Its body began to expand rapidly, and it soon became shiny.

"boom!"

The first unlucky one exploded with a bang, turning it into rubbish and unable to find its body.

This seemed to be a signal. As the first green word exploded, other green words also began to explode.

The shock wave caused by the explosion completely opened the cracks, and this large city with tens of thousands of years of history became history at this moment.

The black energy storm, accompanied by the green remains of corpses all over the sky, intertwined into a beautiful and cruel picture.

But in just a few seconds, all the green words were blown away, leaving only the one in Lu Chuan's hand.

"Such killing efficiency..." Suzaku Xing wiped the sweat from his forehead and stared at the absent-minded Lu Chuan.

"There seems to be something down there, go check it out yourself!" Lu Chuan walked back lazily carrying the last remaining green ci.

"Okay, I'll go take a look." Zhuquexing looked overjoyed and set off immediately.

"Bang!" As soon as Suzaku Xing left, Lu Chuan took out the table and slapped the green words in his hand hard.

The four old demons and the big head gathered around it. After all, this was an extraterrestrial creature. It was an invasive species that could not be seen normally.

"Zhizhizhi..."

Lu Ci, who was slapped on the table, let out a piercing scream. The sound struck straight into the soul and made people uneasy.

"Well, there are good mental attack methods!" Lu Chuan nodded and lightly snapped his fingers.

Then several chaotic sword energy appeared and tied Lu Ci firmly to the table.

Lu Chuan tossed his hair coquettishly: "From now on, I am a knowledgeable researcher. Watch and study hard, and teach you how to analyze strange creatures!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""Ouch..." Datou tried his best to open his eyes, which were about to become slits. It seemed that he was unwilling to let go of any details.

Night Scorpion and Xiao Jiuwei took out their jade pendants and prepared to record Lu Chuan's analysis results.

Zheya swallowed his saliva, hoping to hear the news that this thing was edible.

Wu Tan worked hard to get closer to Lu Chuan, wanting to take this opportunity to get close.

Mo Buddha leaned over and rubbed Lu Chuan's arm with his majestic chest intentionally or unintentionally, trying to compete with the evil tongue.

"Who are you? Where did you come from? Where are you going?" The nightmare was unwilling to be lonely and wanted to discuss the three ultimate questions with this extraterrestrial creature, but was slapped away by Lu Chuan.

"Ahem..." Lu Chuan coughed proudly, and used his sword energy to transform into two small scalpels, "Then let's get started!"

"Looking at the appearance first, it is round in shape, with irregular bulges on the surface and a small number of tentacles, which is very similar to the shape of a virus."

"What is a virus?" Zheya was a little curious, "Can it be eaten?"

"I don't know!" Lu Chuan answered confidently, which almost made Zhe Yao feel depressed.

"The whole color is dark green, and the surface feels a bit like rubber!" Lu Chuan gently pressed Lu Ci's body, which caused another scream.

“Individuals who are unable to perceive negative emotions such as fear are without autonomous consciousness.”

"The body structure is simple and has strong toughness, but it lacks defense against sharp weapons."

"Things like the central eye should be equivalent to our brain, the entire central system..."

Lu Chuan analyzed it gracefully, and then came the dissection!

"The power is stored and does not have a complete circulation system. It seems to be a one-time use biological weapon."

"The structure of the body is simple and there is no smell of poisonous glands. If the poisonous glands are removed, it should be edible."

"Pfft..." Everyone almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and finally the fox's tail was revealed.

"Heat the pot and heat the oil!" Lu Chuan acted immediately and started a fire directly at the table.

"Stab it..." Lu Chuan took off a piece of meat about the size of Lu Ci's body and threw it directly into the frying pan.

However, this thing has the strength and body of a Taoist realm after all, and ordinary hot oil cannot be fried at all.

"It has no edible value. It's just trash. Throw it in the trash can!" Lu Chuan shook his head with a disappointed look on his face.

"No, let's roast it over the fire and eat it!" Zhe Ya was unwilling to give up and picked up the piece of meat.

After creating a powerful flame, Zhe Ya started roasting happily.

"Sizzle..." Soon something like grease emerged from the dark green meat under the flame, and the fragrance spread.

"Damn, there's something going on!" Lu Chuan hurriedly stepped forward and took out cumin, chili pepper and other seasonings.

Ten minutes later, Zheya felt that the meat was ready and put away the fire.

Just looking at the meat that was so colorful and covered in seasonings, Zhe Ya felt a little guilty.

"Come on, the uglier the food, the more delicious it is!" Lu Chuan encouraged Zhe Ya.

"Really? My lord, please don't fool me!" Zhe Ya looked at Lu Chuan with suspicion.

"Hey!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes dissatisfied: "Am I that kind of person?"

"Yes!" Zheya's answer was sonorous and forceful.

Lu Chuan gave Zheya a kick in the butt: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and try it. If it tastes good, this is a good business. Let me ask you, Waiyu BBQ, who can refuse this signature?"

"Hey, that's right!" Excited Night Scorpion's eyes shone, "Come on, come on, do me a favor and hold this guy down!"

Everyone became interested and swarmed up before Zhe Ya could react.

"You can't do this. Help, you can't eat this thing. It will kill you if you eat it..." Zhe Ya screamed miserably.

"Hehe, don't worry, as long as I'm here, I will never kill you!" Lu Chuan happily picked up the meat and vowed to do so.

Looking at the strangely colored barbecue, everyone swallowed their saliva subconsciously.

But there are always people who have to sacrifice to try the dishes. As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist. Thinking of this, everyone pressed harder.

"Hey, you are the first person to eat creatures from outside the universe. You will be a monument in the gourmet world, and future gourmets will never forget your efforts!"

As he spoke, Lu Chuan stuffed the dark green, red, and yellow pieces of meat into Zhe Ya's mouth.

Lu Chuan fiercely covered Zhe Ya's mouth and threatened, "If you dare to spit it out, I will make you eat a piece of it alive."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...How can I be a master like you!"